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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Joe Guy » Sun Jul 21, 2019 5:50 am

It was difficult at first but it’s all right now, in fact it’s a gas.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby MajGenl.Meade » Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:02 am

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“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute." Al Einstein

Everything is relative.


Why, that would be incest! :o
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Bicycle Bill » Sat Jul 27, 2019 4:15 am

If you boil a funny bone, do you get a laughing stock?
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby wesw » Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:01 pm

just stick with the bitter melons, BB, they suit you.

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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby wesw » Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:17 am

geez, I m getting jaded.

when my 'puter tells me that my battery is very low...

...my first thought is to say....

...so is your mother.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Lord Jim » Mon Aug 19, 2019 9:49 pm

When I was in the hospital, I had occasion to watch a number of baseball games...

I know it's been this way for a while, but does anyone recall when (or why) it became acceptable for the players on a MLB team to decide for themselves what length of pants they're going to wear in a game, rather than them all wearing the same length?

Nowadays, you see some players wearing regular trouser length, while others wear the traditional calf-length while still others have them shortened all the way to the knee... :shock:

All playing on the same team on the same field in the same game...

It's anarchy I tell you...

Anarchy...
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Big RR » Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:59 pm

Careful Jim, you're begiining to sound like an angry Coot; don't let on hospital stay do that to you. :nana
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Home for Random Thoughts

Postby RayThom » Tue Aug 20, 2019 3:28 pm

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Ah,the "good ol' days" that never were.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Crackpot » Fri Aug 23, 2019 1:07 am

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Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Joe Guy » Fri Aug 23, 2019 2:13 am

Are you Cornholio?
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby TPFKA@W » Sat Aug 24, 2019 4:56 am

I got off work very late the other night and went to the local 24 hour full service giant grocery store. In there were employees who appeared to have no fucks to give and one young man going hell bent for leather on a skate board up and down the aisles. :shock:
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby MGMcAnick » Mon Aug 26, 2019 11:53 pm

That is inexcusable. Have you considered complaining? I'm betting that there is security camera footage that the owner or general manager can view.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby TPFKA@W » Tue Aug 27, 2019 12:36 am

I had no fucks to give either I sort of hoped he would run over my tired old ass because I have always wanted to own my own grocery store.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby wesw » Wed Aug 28, 2019 12:25 am

they were thr0wing vegetable 0il n the fl00r in h0ng k0ng.....

tw0 w0rds...

vegetable 0il + skateb0ard = j0b security
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby BoSoxGal » Wed Aug 28, 2019 7:37 pm

It’s not a nice day when one logs in here and finds a half dozen or more idiotic threads started by the same village idiot.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Scooter » Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:51 am

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White privilege is a thing.

What goes on in a woman's uterus is none of your fucking business.

Equal rights for others does not mean less rights for you. It's not pie.
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Home for Random Thoughts

Postby RayThom » Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:47 pm

Betty White -- almost as old as the league itself.

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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby PMS Princess » Thu Sep 05, 2019 1:43 am

I was leaving Home Depot last week and in the parking lot (where they have the artificial grass display), I spot this woman's dog pissing all over it and she walks away. She didn't even acknowledge it happened. Support dog my ass. I really felt for the poor sales guy.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Joe Guy » Thu Sep 05, 2019 1:53 am

Maybe it was an artificial dog.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby PMS Princess » Thu Sep 05, 2019 2:06 am

No. He was a real pisser.
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