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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Bicycle Bill » Thu Sep 05, 2019 2:11 am

Just Google "support animal vests".  The problem is going to get a lot worse before it gets better.  In fact, I'm waiting for the day when some guy claims he has erectile dysfunction and that Fido is his service dog.

Don't laugh.  I guarantee you it will happen, and it won't be that far into the future.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby PMS Princess » Thu Sep 05, 2019 2:11 am

I am watching Mel Brook's Blazing Saddles for the 60+ time. Is it still funny for newer generations? I hope so.
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Postby RayThom » Thu Sep 05, 2019 3:52 am

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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby PMS Princess » Thu Sep 05, 2019 4:46 am

Bicycle Bill, It seems closer than I thought. There was a gentleman who killed upward of 14 cats in my parent's neighborhood. They found him sleeping in his car. He had several dead cats in his trunk and the one that was found in center console was used for just that before and after death. His dad is a police officer. It's too close for comfort. I mean a fetish is one thing but jesus christ, people are sick.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Lord Jim » Sat Sep 07, 2019 12:40 pm

I noticed when I checked out the board after I first got out of the hospital, that wes seemed to be posting a lot more...

But since I've started posting regularly again, he seems to have tapered off again...

I guess he must find my presence here intimidating... 8-)
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby ex-khobar Andy » Sat Sep 07, 2019 1:05 pm

I noticed that when you stopped posting, wes posted a lot.

I just assumed that he is your alter ego - the Mr Hyde to your Dr Jekyll. Don't drink that serum, LJ!
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Postby RayThom » Sat Sep 07, 2019 4:23 pm

Since we've known wes he hasn't enjoyed the best physical or mental health.

Is it premature to assume he finally bit the big one... or even died?
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Crackpot » Sat Sep 07, 2019 4:34 pm

Perhaps the rest of his keyboard stopped working
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby BoSoxGal » Sat Sep 07, 2019 6:30 pm

@realDonaldTrump, your mouth is the foulest shithole in the world! ~ Vicente Fox Quesada

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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Joe Guy » Sun Sep 08, 2019 3:06 am

How come "people of color" is acceptable to say but "colored people" isn't?
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Bicycle Bill » Sun Sep 08, 2019 4:17 am

Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby wesw » Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:15 pm

if y0u say that a guy cr0aked, and that guy is black..., y0u might be a racist.
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Postby RayThom » Sun Sep 08, 2019 10:12 pm

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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Bicycle Bill » Mon Sep 09, 2019 2:15 am

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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Lord Jim » Mon Sep 09, 2019 3:56 am

Does Oprah Winfrey own a cauliflower farm?

First she runs commercials bragging about how her brand of frozen pizza's "classic" pizza dough contains cauliflower (I don't know what planet Oprah hails from, but on this one no-way-no-how could a pizza dough containing cauliflower ever be called "classic"..,)

And now she's got an ad for her frozen pasta, going on about how her Alfredo sauce also is made with cauliflower...

(At least she isn't calling it a "classic Alfredo sauce"...)
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Postby RayThom » Mon Sep 09, 2019 4:25 pm

Oprah is promoting these cauliflower products in partnership with Kraft/Heinz. I'm sure they subcontract large cauliflower farmers who can use the added income. Maybe even an American farmer, or two.




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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Bicycle Bill » Sun Sep 22, 2019 4:45 pm

Did you ever realize that the chief goal of the game of golf is to play as little golf as possible?
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Bicycle Bill » Wed Oct 02, 2019 11:36 am

Mammals produce milk and have hair.
Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Joe Guy » Fri Oct 04, 2019 1:42 am

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