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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby MajGenl.Meade » Sat Oct 05, 2019 4:29 am

If Superman farted while wearing his Clark Kent clothes, would his underwear be destroyed?
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Joe Guy » Sat Oct 05, 2019 5:45 am

No, because he always wears his costume under his secret identity clothes for two reasons. One of them is just in case he expels gas.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby MajGenl.Meade » Sat Oct 05, 2019 10:09 am

Not when he's playing squash! And anyway, if his super-pants are impervious (as they are), how does the gas dissipate? Or do they just swell up until next removal?

Be that as it may, if I fart while standing on a super-sensitive-atomic-superscale, do I gain or lose weight?
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Lord Jim » Sat Oct 05, 2019 2:21 pm

How was Ma Kent able to cut and sew the blankets baby Kal-El was wrapped in to create Superman's costume when the blankets were made of indestructible material?
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Postby RayThom » Sat Oct 05, 2019 3:29 pm

Lord Jim wrote:How was Ma Kent able to cut and sew the blankets baby Kal-El was wrapped in to create Superman's costume when the blankets were made of indestructible material?

O ye, of little faith.

Don't ruin it for the believers.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby MajGenl.Meade » Sat Oct 05, 2019 4:07 pm

Lord Jim wrote:How was Ma Kent able to cut and sew the blankets baby Kal-El was wrapped in to create Superman's costume when the blankets were made of indestructible material?


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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Lord Jim » Sat Oct 05, 2019 4:11 pm

Thanks for clearing that up for me Meade...

I've been puzzling over that for years...
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Postby RayThom » Sat Oct 05, 2019 4:41 pm

Ma and Pa Kent were quite resourceful.

Kudos to Jerry Siegel for conjuring up such a convincing backstory.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby MajGenl.Meade » Sat Oct 05, 2019 5:35 pm

... and when he was maturerererer, he could always enter the City of Kandor to run up a spare pair of undies. That SuperWind is a beast.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Joe Guy » Sat Oct 05, 2019 5:53 pm

MajGenl.Meade wrote:Not when he's playing squash! And anyway, if his super-pants are impervious (as they are), how does the gas dissipate? Or do they just swell up until next removal?


Ma Kent knitted tiny fart holes into his super hero costume butt cover section.

MajGenl.Meade wrote:Be that as it may, if I fart while standing on a super-sensitive-atomic-superscale, do I gain or lose weight?


I don't know. I only know about Superman.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Bicycle Bill » Sun Oct 06, 2019 6:34 pm

If we would all just switch to writing in cursive and selling only stick-shift cars, senior citizens would rule the world.
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Postby RayThom » Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:35 pm

Bicycle Bill wrote:If we would all just switch to writing in cursive and selling only stick-shift cars, senior citizens would rule the world.

Not this one. My handwriting has progressively worsened over the years, and neuropathy has pretty much numbed out my feet.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Bicycle Bill » Fri Oct 11, 2019 5:41 am

Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Scooter » Sun Oct 13, 2019 7:37 pm

I'm not sure if it's more of a reflection on my cooking or my sex life, when I judge the beef stew I just made to be better than an orgasm.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby wesw » Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:39 pm

I suddenly have a craving f0r a pulled p0rk sandwich.....

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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Joe Guy » Tue Oct 15, 2019 11:11 pm

Do you pull your own pork?
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby wesw » Tue Oct 15, 2019 11:54 pm

yeah, but it is never as g00d as when the girl at the diner pulls it.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Bicycle Bill » Wed Oct 16, 2019 12:25 am

wesw wrote:yeah, but it is never as g00d as when the girl at the diner pulls it.

She must be a vegan if she's interested in your meat substitute.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby MajGenl.Meade » Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:07 am

:lol: :lol:

Actually not a vintage ad. Joke panel from 1994 comic:

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