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If Superman farted while wearing his Clark Kent clothes, would his underwear be destroyed?
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No, because he always wears his costume under his secret identity clothes for two reasons. One of them is just in case he expels gas.
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Not when he's playing squash! And anyway, if his super-pants are impervious (as they are), how does the gas dissipate? Or do they just swell up until next removal?
Be that as it may, if I fart while standing on a super-sensitive-atomic-superscale, do I gain or lose weight?
Be that as it may, if I fart while standing on a super-sensitive-atomic-superscale, do I gain or lose weight?
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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How was Ma Kent able to cut and sew the blankets baby Kal-El was wrapped in to create Superman's costume when the blankets were made of indestructible material?
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O ye, of little faith.Lord Jim wrote:How was Ma Kent able to cut and sew the blankets baby Kal-El was wrapped in to create Superman's costume when the blankets were made of indestructible material?
Don't ruin it for the believers.
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Lord Jim wrote:How was Ma Kent able to cut and sew the blankets baby Kal-El was wrapped in to create Superman's costume when the blankets were made of indestructible material?
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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Thanks for clearing that up for me Meade...
I've been puzzling over that for years...
I've been puzzling over that for years...
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Ma and Pa Kent were quite resourceful.
Kudos to Jerry Siegel for conjuring up such a convincing backstory.
Kudos to Jerry Siegel for conjuring up such a convincing backstory.
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... and when he was maturerererer, he could always enter the City of Kandor to run up a spare pair of undies. That SuperWind is a beast.
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Ma Kent knitted tiny fart holes into his super hero costume butt cover section.MajGenl.Meade wrote:Not when he's playing squash! And anyway, if his super-pants are impervious (as they are), how does the gas dissipate? Or do they just swell up until next removal?
I don't know. I only know about Superman.MajGenl.Meade wrote:Be that as it may, if I fart while standing on a super-sensitive-atomic-superscale, do I gain or lose weight?
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If we would all just switch to writing in cursive and selling only stick-shift cars, senior citizens would rule the world.
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Not this one. My handwriting has progressively worsened over the years, and neuropathy has pretty much numbed out my feet.Bicycle Bill wrote:If we would all just switch to writing in cursive and selling only stick-shift cars, senior citizens would rule the world.
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Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough.
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I'm not sure if it's more of a reflection on my cooking or my sex life, when I judge the beef stew I just made to be better than an orgasm.
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I suddenly have a craving f0r a pulled p0rk sandwich.....
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Do you pull your own pork?
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yeah, but it is never as g00d as when the girl at the diner pulls it.
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She must be a vegan if she's interested in your meat substitute.wesw wrote:yeah, but it is never as g00d as when the girl at the diner pulls it.
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Actually not a vintage ad. Joke panel from 1994 comic:
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