February 28 is NATIONAL TOOTH FAIRY DAY. Last night I put a quarter under my pillow. This morning I looked and it was still there. No new tooth.
In as much as the tooth fairy is nocturnal, perhaps I was a day early, or perhaps I did not take inflation into account. So I dug around in my sock drawer (isn't that the hidden treasure chest for adult males?) I found a two dollar bill and that is going under my pillow tonite. Either way I am not gonna tell my dentist about it. I think dentists are in league together to obstruct the tooth fairy.
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Burning Petard
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You didn’t take inflation into account you cheapskate! Teeth to for about $5 now.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Was the Gulf of Mexico here illegally before it become the Gulf of America?
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Bicycle Bill
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At least he didn't try to name it "The Gulf of Trump".
Oh, wait ... there already is one. It's that big expense of nothingness between Donald's ears.
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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Luigi should have held out for a higher objective. He had all the pedigree to gain a White House internship.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan