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[Burning Petard]

February 28 is NATIONAL TOOTH FAIRY DAY. Last night I put a quarter under my pillow. This morning I looked and it was still there. No new tooth.
In as much as the tooth fairy is nocturnal, perhaps I was a day early, or perhaps I did not take inflation into account. So I dug around in my sock drawer (isn't that the hidden treasure chest for adult males?) I found a two dollar bill and that is going under my pillow tonite. Either way I am not gonna tell my dentist about it. I think dentists are in league together to obstruct the tooth fairy.

snailgate.

[Crackpot]

You didn’t take inflation into account you cheapskate! Teeth to for about $5 now.

[Joe Guy]

Was the Gulf of Mexico here illegally before it become the Gulf of America?

[Bicycle Bill]

Was the Gulf of Mexico here illegally before it become the Gulf of America?

At least he didn't try to name it "The Gulf of Trump".
Oh, wait ... there already is one.   It's that big expense of nothingness between Donald's ears.

-"BB"-

[BoSoxGal]

Luigi should have held out for a higher objective. He had all the pedigree to gain a White House internship.

[Joe Guy]

I think that people should probably be specific most of the time.

[Burning Petard]

Joe, generally I agree with you. snailgate.

[Joe Guy]

I also believe people shouldn't be redundant and use more words than they need to use because that's completely unnecessary in order to make whatever point a person is attempting to make at any particular time.