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[dales]

I DON'T THINK - THERFORE, I AM NOT

[The Hen]

That's what YOU don't think.

[Timster]

Better late than never is what I Always say...

[loCAtek]

I've not cut my toenails in a while...


I dunno why, I kinda like'em this way. At first, it was because I kept telling myself, 'I'll do later-I'll do it later' Then, the BF and I were snuggling and I thought it was cool, that I could scratch his calves with my toes. Now, it's like this new, interesting sensation to be able to claw things with my hind legs; the carpet, the couch, the curtains...

As soon as I start wearing holes in my socks I'll trim'em, but for now this Hawkgirl has talons.

[loCAtek]

I've been noticing this of late:

Asian people keeping songbirds in cages in their cars.

No, not temporarily, the tiny cage is affixed to the ceiling between the driver and passenger. I see it every so often, so it wasn't a one time fluke.

I guess, since you can see through the cage it isn't illegal, but wouldn't a bobble-head suffice?

[dales]

What is the sound of one post clapping?

If a post falls in the middle of a forest, does anyone hear it?

[loCAtek]

What was your post before it was written?

[Rick]

Preposterous

[Joe Guy]

To assume the above is a fact would require postulating.

[dales]

Postulation makes one grow blind.

[The Hen]

I post for post-eriority.

(The Gob reckons I have a very attractive posterior.)

[Lord Jim]

I've not cut my toenails in a while...


I dunno why, I kinda like'em this way. At first, it was because I kept telling myself, 'I'll do later-I'll do it later' Then, the BF and I were snuggling and I thought it was cool, that I could scratch his calves with my toes. Now, it's like this new, interesting sensation to be able to claw things with my hind legs; the carpet, the couch, the curtains...

As soon as I start wearing holes in my socks I'll trim'em, but for now this Hawkgirl has talons.

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome once again to another episode of....


Way Too Much Information Theater

[dales]

VOTE FOR KERRY 2012!

[crackpot1]

I'm becoming convinced that having kids makes you stupid.

[crackpot1]

This question informs the previous statement

What do you do when you get to work and realize your underwear is on backwards?

[kristina]

This question informs the previous statement

What do you do when you get to work and realize your underwear is on backwards?

Be thankful you remembered to wear underwear at all?

[Sean]

This question informs the previous statement

What do you do when you get to work and realize your underwear is on backwards?

Depends... with most underwear you should be okay but if you're wearing a thong you might want to sort it out before you garrotte your goolies!

[Crackpot]

For all thouse waiting desperately to hear

I got them on the right way today

[Lord Jim]

For all thouse waiting desperately to hear

I got them on the right way today

Oh, THANK GOD....

Now I can go on living....

[loCAtek]

For all thouse waiting desperately to hear

I got them on the right way today

You undies weren't on backwards, your head wasn't on straight.