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[BoSoxGal]

[Gob]

question on my health screen:

Have you had a colonoscopy within the last 10 years? (tube inserted in rectum to check entire large intestine)
Yes
No
Don't know

Trick question, it actually tests for Alzheimers.

[loCAtek]

Man I tell you I've had so many things shoved up there I can't keep track anymore

Just for the extra space, I'd try shoving a few things out.

...lightens the mood as well.

[Crackpot]

OW!!!!!

so here I am drinking a soda and eating cheez-its and I feel a burp coming on. As I'm in the middle of chewing I decide to blow it out my nose. You ever blow soda fiz out your nose?

It doesn't feel good.

[loCAtek]

No, but Nasal irrigation is good for you.

[tyro]

Why does virtually every page on the internet provide a link to itself?

[dales]

ask algore

[Sean]

...who also invented the algorithm...

[Crackpot]

I don't think so have you seen him dance?

[dales]

white men dance?

[oldr_n_wsr]

white men dance?

I'm white and have taken numerous ballroom dancing lessons.
And No, I can't dance.

[@meric@nwom@n]

[loCAtek]

Not photoshopped;

[Crackpot]

the problem with waking up to an alarm is when you're woken up from a really fucked up dream you don't have time to sort it out before having to start your day.

[Crackpot]

considering I have an hour long unpaid lunch I have to stop working during lunch.

[loCAtek]

Why do they call them 'tombstones' when they are used to mark graves?



...In know, I know, they can be 'grave stones' or 'grave markers', but all the party shops are calling them 'tombstones'.

[Crackpot]

Let's just get this clear from noon to 12:30 EST you all are supposed to be keeping me entertained with your posts. I don't care if you do that by posting during those times or building up a backlog from 7:30 to noon.

Let's get it done people!

[oldr_n_wsr]

Why do they call them 'tombstones' when they are used to mark graves?



...In know, I know, they can be 'grave stones' or 'grave markers', but all the party shops are calling them 'tombstones'.

we always called them grave stones
So then, what do they call the marker that's on a tomb?

[Crackpot]

I now remember why I don't like A&W Root Beer.

[oldr_n_wsr]

And why is that?
when I drank root beer I prefered A&W (but that was over 30 years ago so it may have changed it's recipe)

ETA
Although there was a better root beer, "Barq's" if I remember correctly.