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Rick
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When they got pissed at the Henson Gang...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

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I sometimes get upset when opening a thread to read a new post and finding that it adds nothing
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Damn!
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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I just passed a very attractive young woman driving a car with a bumper sticker that said
HONK IF YOU
LIKE TO FUCK
ETA: Yeah, I know, I shouldn't be typing while I'm driving...but THIS is less distracting than THAT.

Damn. Now SHE just passed ME. URRGLGK.

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I don't think you can assume it's an invitation, Econoline; it might be just a survey of preferences.
GAH!

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Could be a stolen vehicle...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

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Or a message for geese?
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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Image

Uh Oh Guin
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You may be right

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...but it just might be a lunatic she's looking for.
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You may be right
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

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And I wouldn't want him any other waaayyyyyyy
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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Advice for Guin...
Choose swede that is firm, solid and heavy for its size. The skin should be free of major damage but the rigid scars around the top are natural. Smaller examples are generally sweeter and milder.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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For those of you who think how good the world would be if no one acted out of spite: think of a world without potato chips
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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I'd hate a world without Sprite
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There is a server in this restaurant who would be wearing 27 pieces of flare if this was that type of restaraunt.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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The old bent man stuck a pair of extremely long nosed pliers into his left ear with his right hand and turned and twisted until his right hand became stuck there. When he was finally able to pull his hand and pliers from his ear the pliers were clamped tightly, holding a random thought.

To this very day he has still not shared it with anyone. He keeps it out of sight on the mantle over his fireplace.

I saw it once but I swore to myself that I would never repeat it.

But I never promised to not talk about it. That's why I've posted my own random thought here in this thread instead of his.

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What is the etymolgy of the word woman?

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Alex next category for a $1,000 please...
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