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[Crackpot]

No this is a whe bunch of things at once. What I would give for one thing after a other.

[oldr_n_wsr]

Be careful what you wish for.

[dales]

Wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which piles up first

[Joe Guy]

[dales]

A square with a red X in the middle sums it up nicely.

(at least for me on some days)

[Econoline]

Second Amendment! Second Amendment! Second Amendment!Of course it ain't goin' nowhere, ain't never gonna be repealed, etc. But how 'bout we change it just a leeeetle bitsy, so's it's at least a little more honest? See, nobody cares a bit about the first part, the "well regulated militia" part (especially not the "well regulated" bit!)--probably nobody ever knew what the hell it was for, anyway. So, let's just lose that part, and replace it with something else, something that's more comprehensible to today's modern Amurrcans.

Okay. So....here's my suggestion for the New, Improved, Up-to-Date Second Amendment:

Random acts of senseless violence being necessary to the security of a free state,
the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

[Joe Guy]

That works for me.

It doesn't really change the meaning at all.

But it is an update.

[Lord Jim]

You can pick your friends...

And you can pick your nose...

But you can't pick your friend's nose...

[Gob]

You can beat an egg

You can beat a drum

But you cannot beat a wank...

[Joe Guy]

A true friend would pick his nose for him.

[Crackpot]

Is toady over yet? Not only do I have a shitload of work to do but also there are global meetings going on all week. Oh yeah and a new guy sitting next to me. So not only do I have stress from my actual work I have a bunch of other thing irritating my general comfort level

[Rick]

Ya know rats are Neophobes...

[Crackpot]

My tolerance for dumb fucks is at rock bottom. It is taking every bit of my frazzled self restraint to keep from unleash an obscenity laced tirade at the plethora of mental incompetents that are ever more determined to cross my path.

[Crackpot]

It's times like this that I wish my diabetic medication didn't negate all of the pleasurable aspects of getting drunk.

[oldr_n_wsr]

I lost all the pleasurable aspects of getting dunk some time ago.

[Joe Guy]

I've never been dunk.

[Rick]

I have we had a dunking booth set up I got dunk several times.

I think it would have been more fun if it weren't late fall, I had nibblers of steel trying to rip holes through my tee shirt and I'm sure it looked like I was wearing blue lipstick...

[MajGenl.Meade]

I never knew what dunkers did

[Rick]

Evidently they don't sprinkle or they would be sprinklers

[Rick]

If they Christened they would be freinds of George Harrison