Home for Random Thoughts

[Econoline]

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade.
When life hands you avocados, make guacamole.
When life hands you potatoes, make vodka.

• (to be continued...)

[Joe Guy]

When life hands you corn, make a bad joke.

[Joe Guy]

Early this morning I fell asleep on my couch at about 1:05 am and slept for an hour and then woke up at about 1:05 am. That's not something that happens to me often.

[oldr_n_wsr]

When life hands you corn, make a bad joke.

Or get a government subsidy and make moonshine.

[wesw]

when life hands you Lemmons...,

...make sure that life isn t bill cosby.

[Econoline]

When life hands you 1 pound tomatoes, 9 cups low-sodium chicken broth, 3 cups short or medium-grain rice, 20 threads saffron, 2 sprigs rosemary, 3 teaspoons kosher salt, 1 teaspoon smoked sweet paprika, 2 tablespoons olive oil, 3 pounds bone-in skin-on chicken thighs and legs, ½ pound fresh green beans, 1 cup chopped red bell pepper, ½ cup chopped green bell pepper, and 2 cloves garlic...make paella.

[Bicycle Bill]

When life hands you 1 pound tomatoes, 9 cups low-sodium chicken broth, 3 cups short or medium-grain rice, 20 threads saffron, 2 sprigs rosemary, 3 teaspoons kosher salt, 1 teaspoon smoked sweet paprika, 2 tablespoons olive oil, 3 pounds bone-in skin-on chicken thighs and legs, ½ pound fresh green beans, 1 cup chopped red bell pepper, ½ cup chopped green bell pepper, and 2 cloves garlic...make paella.

Just don't try to sell it on the internet.

-"BB"-

[Jarlaxle]

When life hands you 5lbs of whole, dried yellow peas...tell me, my mother wants them for soup! (Seriously, they are damn near impossible to find lately, and I do not get any homemate soup unless I find them.)

[Bicycle Bill]

When life hands you 5lbs of whole, dried yellow peas...tell me, my mother wants them for soup! (Seriously, they are damn near impossible to find lately, and I do not get any homemate soup unless I find them.)

Try your local food co-op or 'natural' foods store.  Might have to check the bulk food section; you know, the section with all the gravity-feed plastic bins?

-"BB"-

[Econoline]

Re the election: does this mean we won't get those taco trucks on every corner after all?

Damn.

[Big RR]

There's still hope--a promise is a promise.

[Econoline]

Another related question...

How can I sign up for all that lucrative George Soros subsidized protest money?

[oldr_n_wsr]

Remember when farts were funny?
So was burping.
When did I mature?

[Joe Guy]

[Long Run]

Still funny when a dog or baby lets one out.

[Bicycle Bill]

Still funny when a dog or baby lets one out.

Or in a major animated feature.


-"BB"-

[RayThom]

Ah, they don't make 'em like that anymore. Enjoy.

[Long Run]

Or even when it's a super power

[Lord Jim]

I saw this ad at least a half a dozen times before I finally got the gag, and even then I wouldn't haven't gotten it if somebody hadn't explained it to me ...



I'm not much of a rap fan...

[datsunaholic]

I saw this ad at least a half a dozen times before I finally got the gag, and even then I wouldn't haven't gotten it if somebody hadn't explained it to me ...



I'm not much of a rap fan...

It took me about 3 times, mainly because I wasn't paying attention. I'm not a rap fan at all.