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Scooter · Post by **Scooter** » Tue Jan 07, 2020 8:13 pm

Brought home a bag of 15-inch carrots from the grocery store. Can't help but wonder if some agricultural geneticist was feeling the need to compensate for something.

RayThom · Post by **RayThom** » Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:33 am

Scooter wrote:Brought home a bag of 15-inch carrots from the grocery store. Can't help but wonder if some agricultural geneticist was feeling the need to compensate for something.

Less than 20/20 vision, no doubt.

BoSoxGal · Post by **BoSoxGal** » Wed Jan 08, 2020 6:06 am

MajGenl.Meade · Post by **MajGenl.Meade** » Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:44 am

Buggers Bunny?

ex-khobar Andy · Post by **ex-khobar Andy** » Wed Jan 08, 2020 1:38 pm

It's not what you've got, it's what you do with it.

Personally, I like carrot cake.

MajGenl.Meade · Post by **MajGenl.Meade** » Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:57 pm

Wow! That can't be beet.

Long Run · Post by **Long Run** » Wed Jan 08, 2020 5:54 pm

What's up Doc?

Crackpot · Post by **Crackpot** » Wed Jan 22, 2020 1:54 pm

I can’t figure out if I’ve finally gained the confidence to speak up or is just stopped giving a shit.

RayThom · Post by **RayThom** » Wed Jan 22, 2020 5:25 pm

ex-khobar Andy wrote:It's not what you've got, it's what you do with it.

Personally, I like carrot cake.

Guy in the cafeteria: Oh, young lady, while you were at the dessert counter I couldn't help myself and I ate the carrot in your lunch bag.

Young lady: Don't worry about it, I was done with it, anyway.

TPFKA@W · Post by **TPFKA@W** » Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:44 pm

I actually need to buy toilet paper but am embarrassed to do so fearing I will be seen as one of the panic buyers. Maybe I will get it from Amazon so it will be non-judgmentally delivered.

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Thu Mar 12, 2020 6:53 pm

I've started to use both sides of the toilet paper. I figure now it will last twice as long.

TPFKA@W · Post by **TPFKA@W** » Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:30 pm

Joe Guy wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 12, 2020 6:53 pm
I've started to use both sides of the toilet paper. I figure now it will last twice as long.

I am relieved to know you are not licking yourself clean.

But I know if you said you were you'd be speaking tongue in cheek.

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:36 pm

TPFKA@W wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:30 pm

I am relieved to know you are not licking yourself clean.

But I know if you said you were you'd be speaking tongue in cheek.

But it would be a real crack up...

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:38 pm

And the TP shortage is simple to explain. Every time someone sneezes ten people crap their pants!

(I stole that one)

TPFKA@W · Post by **TPFKA@W** » Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:40 pm

Joe Guy wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:38 pm
And the TP shortage is simple to explain. Every time someone sneezes ten people crap their pants!

(I stole that one)

It's been posted about 110 times on Facebook. Toilet paper jokes are on a roll.

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:45 pm

I remodeled my bathroom...

TPFKA@W · Post by **TPFKA@W** » Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:57 pm

Also posted under various titles, such as, "My new panic room". keep digging, you'll poop out something I haven't seen yet.

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Thu Mar 12, 2020 8:00 pm

Okay....I think I'm a little late to the TP joke game. I'll stop and try to talk about more important tissues.

TPFKA@W · Post by **TPFKA@W** » Thu Mar 12, 2020 8:01 pm

Call me septical, but I don't think you can.

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