Home for Random Thoughts

[Lord Jim]

Here's a word to the wise..

DO NOT rub your eye after eating a Flamin' Hot Cheeto....

Wash your hands first!!!!

(It's like being hit with a direct shot of pepper spray...I've flushed it out, dropped in Visine, and it still stings so bad I can barely keep it open)

[dales]

Good thing your anus didn't itch.

[Joe Guy]

Good thing your anus didn't itch.

In that case the Visine probably wouldn't be much help.

[Lord Jim]

Good thing your anus didn't itch.

I find that to always be a good thing...

[loCAtek]

Ha! You sound like my Ex, who would spill bleach on his hand, and then pick his nose X^o



...but remember- capsicum just feels like your burning; you're not really on fire

[Lord Jim]

Man, I am really a danger to myself today....

I took a shower a little while ago, and when I got out I shaved and managed nick one of my nostrils, so now I'm walking around a piece of toilet paper stuck to my nose to stop the bleeding. It's taking a while for the bleeding to completely stop because since I have to breath (though there may be those who don't see that as a necessary activity on my part) the nostril contracts and expands making it difficult for the cut to completely clot over...

I really should not be left alone by myself ....

If I try to chop some vegetables, I'll likely lose a finger....

[The Hen]

Weak, cowardly people, (particularly those that think they are tough), give me the shits.


Please note, the above comment has nothing to do with Mr Clumsy.

[loCAtek]

You are hereby excused ...nay, banned from powertools Jim.

[Guinevere]

Man, I am really a danger to myself today....

I took a shower a little while ago, and when I got out I shaved and managed nick one of my nostrils, so now I'm walking around a piece of toilet paper stuck to my nose to stop the bleeding. It's taking a while for the bleeding to completely stop because since I have to breath (though there may be those who don't see that as a necessary activity on my part) the nostril contracts and expands making it difficult for the cut to completely clot over...

I really should not be left alone by myself ....

If I try to chop some vegetables, I'll likely lose a finger....

Breathe through your mouth, like so many other members of your party!

[Sean]

Grow a 'tache Jim. No more nostril nicks and none of those will-this-fucker-ever-stop-bleeding nicks on the edge of your lip!

[loCAtek]

Dammit Jim, I told you to stay away from anything more complicated than a hairbrush!






The Story

[Rick]

Severe storm season coming early this year...

[Crackpot]

What's with the reurgance of the mullet?

[Sue U]

What's with the reurgance of the mullet?

Irony?

[loCAtek]

Severe storm season coming early this year...

You doing alright, I've been hearing about those twisters?

[Rick]

Yeah, some trees down needing to be cut up.

Other than that all's well certainly better than many others.

thanks for asking

[Rick]

When a zombie bites a shark does it turn into a ravenous killing machine?

[loCAtek]

When a zombie bites a shark does it turn into a ravenous killing machine?

I've always wondered: if zombies are just animated corpses, that continue to decay, than what's the big deal about the zombie, apocalyptic attack? Hole up in your bunker for two weeks to a month, and they'll all just rot away.

[Rick]

I guess the only way someone with rectal vision can have a rosy outlook is when the sun shines bright enough it provides a little glow off a hemorrhoid...

[Rick]

Webinar:

Holds one captive with mind control, then yer insides are liquified and slowly consumed...