keld feldspar wrote:I guess the only way someone with rectal vision can have a rosy outlook is when the sun shines bright enough it provides a little glow off a hemorrhoid...
Don't talk to me about haemorrhoids!
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Don't talk to me about haemorrhoids!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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It's so much fun translating Engrish
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Weeelll I'm faster than rust...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is
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Even Toyota rust?keld feldspar wrote:Weeelll I'm faster than rust...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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...and some have even been driven by hemorrhoids.
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
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It doesn't take the sharpest wit to cut the cheese.
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is
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Today is definitely one of THOSE days...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is
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Who cut the cheese?keld feldspar wrote:It doesn't take the sharpest wit to cut the cheese.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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SNRI's are a bitch!
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
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Saw a commercial on the TV, mentioned the ripple effect.
A drunk passed out in a park came to mind.
Prolly not what they were going for...
A drunk passed out in a park came to mind.
Prolly not what they were going for...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is
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Had a meeting today, some folks were talking about the weather and how unusually warm it had been, frogs were already out.
With the temps due to drop this weekend I said some of them may croak...
With the temps due to drop this weekend I said some of them may croak...
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I'm sat in my office listening to two nerds swapping stories about their Star Wars RPG 'experiences'.
Shoot me now.
Please.
Shoot me now.
Please.
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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Daisy one of them Sean?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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LMAO - Nope, but funnily enough she did cross my mind... 
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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I haven't the faintest clue what this might mean.Sean wrote:Star Wars RPG 'experiences'
And I'm okay with that.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
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It's what geeks do to replace sex in their livesbigskygal wrote:I haven't the faintest clue what this might mean.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Role playing games BSG.
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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On the Express Bus to BART, the other day, I heard two Black guys arguing about which was the better Counter-White-Man religion to Christianity; Judaism or the 'Church of the Prophet'.
Which prophet?
At first, the other passengers and I thought it was Mohammed, and the 'Enlightened Ones' were followers of Islam ...but the fanatic denied this by saying, he followed 'the Scriptures' which exalted the darkest man, and the darker races (re: Hispanics ~whew; which beget the 'Mongoloids', from the Drunken Union of Lot with his daughters.
No, I'm not making this up, and it really pissed off the Asians onboard ...but, I digress.
Because, the Darker the man, the dearest he is to God; as it is foretold in the movies, which herald the coming days; He who believes will receive 'Higher Powers' to smite the white/wicked on the Day of Judgement.
Recommended religious viewing was:
Independence Day
Hancock
and, Men in Black
{!???} ...for their examples of the superior abilities the African will attain.
Also included, was The Matrix, because supposedly Will Smith was originally supposed to be cast as 'Neo' in this movie(their sic, not mine).
...when it came to me like a vision, who this divine Prophet of the Black Man was; who was in all these movies, or was meant to be cast in them: Will Smith.
Smith was the Prophet of Black Restoration!
Hallelujah Brother Man!
Hey, we short, brown and cute Latinos will be over here worshiping Ricky Martin, but we ain't deifying him ...that would piss off the Ancient MesoAmerican Gods who are gonna destroy the world, but spare gods fearing pagans like us!
Which prophet?
At first, the other passengers and I thought it was Mohammed, and the 'Enlightened Ones' were followers of Islam ...but the fanatic denied this by saying, he followed 'the Scriptures' which exalted the darkest man, and the darker races (re: Hispanics ~whew; which beget the 'Mongoloids', from the Drunken Union of Lot with his daughters.
No, I'm not making this up, and it really pissed off the Asians onboard ...but, I digress.
Because, the Darker the man, the dearest he is to God; as it is foretold in the movies, which herald the coming days; He who believes will receive 'Higher Powers' to smite the white/wicked on the Day of Judgement.
Recommended religious viewing was:
Independence Day
Hancock
and, Men in Black
{!???} ...for their examples of the superior abilities the African will attain.
Also included, was The Matrix, because supposedly Will Smith was originally supposed to be cast as 'Neo' in this movie(their sic, not mine).
...when it came to me like a vision, who this divine Prophet of the Black Man was; who was in all these movies, or was meant to be cast in them: Will Smith.
Smith was the Prophet of Black Restoration!
Hallelujah Brother Man!
Hey, we short, brown and cute Latinos will be over here worshiping Ricky Martin, but we ain't deifying him ...that would piss off the Ancient MesoAmerican Gods who are gonna destroy the world, but spare gods fearing pagans like us!
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Gob wrote:Daisy one of them Sean?
Haaaaaaar!
And I prefer Star Trek to Star Wars *flounce*