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Is he a cake, too?
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After a nice big shot of NyQuil I finally managed to fall asleep for a few hours...

When I woke up a little while ago, I discovered that my eyes had been watering so much while I was asleep that they had been sealed shut from the dried tearing....

Tomorrow I think I'm going to ask the Queen Mum to come over and cook me something....

She's the worlds absolute worst cook, and so long as I can't taste anything, I might as well eat something lousy....
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Oh, and just in case anyone thinks they've already gotten TMI about the ravages of my illness, just wait till the next installment:

My Trip To The Bathroom....

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Was talking to a friend the other day, he has the stomach flu and he sez it's going around.

If you don't post for a day or two, all here will assume you've reached room temperature and passed on to the light.

Get well, my friend. :ok

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Lord Jim wrote: Tomorrow I think I'm going to ask the Queen Mum to come over and cook me something....

She's the worlds absolute worst cook, and so long as I can't taste anything, I might as well eat something lousy....
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Connoisseur of the lousy :D
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What if horses were carniverous?

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They would probably prefer to eat meat with horseradish.
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What if water were flammable?
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We wouldn't have to drill through it to get to the oil...

It is interesting to note that of it's individual components one is highly flammable and the other one supports rapid combustion but together...you drown.
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is
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I'm flattered to have been called by the N-word this week. :ok

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I, La Loca, have just talked to THE Nathan Fisher of NatesVlogs, on the phone... where I made HIM laff, by goofin' on his glasses.


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What if there ever were a singer as talented as LC?
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What's his talent?
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I had a pig once that had lost its voice. I took it to the veterinarian and he told me that my pig was disgruntled.
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MajGenl.Meade wrote:What if there ever were a singer as talented as LC?


LC - "inductive capcitance" - huh?

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LC = Leonard Cohen
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same thing

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dales wrote:same thing
One man's capcitance is another mans rectance
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In Mumbles' case, it's more like flatulence....
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