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Re: slaughter in the garden

Postby Econoline » Sun May 17, 2015 1:30 am

wes,
you are stardust, you are golden, you are billion-year-old carbon,
and you've got to get yourself back to the garden... 8-)

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Re: slaughter in the garden

Postby wesw » Sun May 17, 2015 1:31 am

inagottadivida? baby
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Re: slaughter in the garden

Postby wesw » Sun May 17, 2015 1:42 am

econoline,

every galaxy is a molecule, lost in the body of god....

earth is an electron, our sun s a nuclei...

I m just a subatomic particle, lost in the annals of time...

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Re: slaughter in the garden

Postby BoSoxGal » Sun May 17, 2015 1:46 am

Great story . . . er, wesw.
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Re: slaughter in the garden

Postby wesw » Sun May 17, 2015 1:50 am

why thank you bigsky!

that means a lot coming from you. you are the only person here who has actually hurt my feelings, now you made it better! :)
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Re: slaughter in the garden

Postby MajGenl.Meade » Sun May 17, 2015 2:24 am

Must.... try... harder...
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Re: slaughter in the garden

Postby wesw » Sun May 17, 2015 2:28 am

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Re: slaughter in the garden

Postby Joe Guy » Sun May 17, 2015 2:39 am

I had a bag problem in my garden once. My neighbor, a plumber, solved the problem. He installed a sprinkler system to wash them off the plants and designed a drainage system for them to wash into and flow out to the bay.

I asked him if the pipes would get clogged.

He said, "No. I used bagpipes."

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Re: slaughter in the garden

Postby wesw » Sun May 17, 2015 2:40 am

have you guessed the identity of the evil bags yet?
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Re: slaughter in the garden

Postby MajGenl.Meade » Sun May 17, 2015 3:07 am

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Re: slaughter in the garden

Postby wesw » Sun May 17, 2015 3:17 am

............
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Re: slaughter in the garden

Postby MajGenl.Meade » Sun May 17, 2015 3:30 am

"whose"
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Re: slaughter in the garden

Postby wesw » Sun May 17, 2015 3:33 am

..............
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Re: slaughter in the garden

Postby MajGenl.Meade » Sun May 17, 2015 3:36 am

Am I there yet?

ETA: ... I always have been. Ask Scooter
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Re: slaughter in the garden

Postby wesw » Sun May 17, 2015 3:40 am

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Re: slaughter in the garden

Postby wesw » Sun May 17, 2015 3:42 am

......
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Re: slaughter in the garden

Postby Crackpot » Sun May 17, 2015 3:44 am

That's pedant.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Re: slaughter in the garden

Postby MajGenl.Meade » Sun May 17, 2015 3:59 am

But pointed
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Re: slaughter in the garden

Postby BoSoxGal » Sun May 17, 2015 5:06 pm

(Please appreciate the amount of time I've spent Googling for this.)

Meade could be a pendant, with a little bit of work:

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Re: slaughter in the garden

Postby wesw » Sun May 17, 2015 5:26 pm

ok I ll explain my joke. It amused me to say pendant instead of pedant. that s as far as I go in explanation, its rude anyway
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