Plan B Forum

wes,
you are stardust, you are golden, you are billion-year-old carbon,
and you've got to get yourself back to the garden...

inagottadivida? baby

econoline,

every galaxy is a molecule, lost in the body of god....

earth is an electron, our sun s a nuclei...

I m just a subatomic particle, lost in the annals of time...

wesw

Great story Joe . . . er, wesw.

why thank you bigsky!

that means a lot coming from you. you are the only person here who has actually hurt my feelings, now you made it better!

Must.... try... harder...

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I had a bag problem in my garden once. My neighbor, a plumber, solved the problem. He installed a sprinkler system to wash them off the plants and designed a drainage system for them to wash into and flow out to the bay.

I asked him if the pipes would get clogged.

He said, "No. I used bagpipes."

The End

have you guessed the identity of the evil bags yet?

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"whose"

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Am I there yet?

ETA: ... I always have been. Ask Scooter

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That's pedant.

But pointed

(Please appreciate the amount of time I've spent Googling for this.)

Meade could be a pendant, with a little bit of work:

ok I ll explain my joke. It amused me to say pendant instead of pedant. that s as far as I go in explanation, its rude anyway