Plan B Forum

Yes, you are most likely correct.

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Codpiece?

It’s actually a worm. Just like the trouser ones.

Penis Fish

They say the beach was crowded yesterday with gay Christmas shoppers from San Francisco.

BoSoxGal wrote:It’s actually a worm. Just like the trouser ones.

Trouser 'worm?' Give us low esteem guys a break. I refer to it as a trouser 'snake.'

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Name that fish?

OK, his name is "Peter".
("Dick" was too easy)

-"BB"-

They dig U-shaped burrows on beaches and mudflats and use the tunnels to help catch food

A nymphomaniac was the only survivor of a shipwreck. As she staggered along the beach of the desert island paradise that she'd managed to reach, she saw a gaunt, long-bearded man dressed in rags and leaves walking toward her. He had the most enormous erection.

"What on earth have you been eating?" she asked (as one does)

"I dig up clams" he said.

"Clams! Wow! How long have you lived on this island" she asked.

"20 years" he replies. "I was ten years old when my ship went down".

"Then you've never had sex?" she asked.

"What's that?" he answered. She showed him. Several times.

"I'm hungry" she said. "Let's get some clams!"

"I would", he said, "but you've ruined my clam digger"

"It's not that hard to dig clams, is it?"

"Yes, and that's the problem."