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Bicycle Bill wrote:If you have to be the designated driver while your friends get smashed, you might as well have some fun with it.
At the end of the night, drop everyone off at the wrong house.
(added benefit — they'll never ask you to be the DD again)
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If a tortoise were to lose its shell, would it be naked or homeless?
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Bicycle Bill wrote:If a tortoise were to lose its shell, would it be naked or homeless?
Probably neither. Mostly likely the reptile would be dead. However, on occasion there are some mutants that survive without a shell.

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What's green and drools when a bell rings?

Pavlov's frog.
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all of Pavlov s frogs croaked......

....his experiments went to the dogs after that.
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a long weekend at a rinky dink campground or a holiday at lake Tahoe.....

....not a cunt hairs difference between the two, really.....
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I like this person. I think that I know her.Potty mouth and all.
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One quick way to get on my good side is to use the C word in casual conversation.
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The rest just takes care of itself.
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Oh, and Hi Joe!@
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Ye

Gods

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For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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Ye

Gods

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For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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Timster
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Major! Good to see you Sir!@
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Timster wrote:I like this person. I think that I know her.Potty mouth and all.
She's a he - and most definitely a cunt! :lol:
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I find it fascinating that our sig lines say the same thing. basically I wish nothing but the best for the people of Africa. Turmoil at home is no excuse to ignore the plight of people elsewhere. We are United with one Spirit. Thank you Brother for your good works.
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Bosox! Is that you American woman? Love you miss you.
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Big Sky?
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Timster
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WTF?
Talk to me! Anybody? Fine. I disappear for another 5 years. Fuck off.
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Timster wrote:WTF?
Talk to me! Anybody? Fine. I disappear for another 5 years. Fuck off.
Don't let the door hit 'cha where the good Lord split 'cha.
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Timster, don't let BB put you off. He's at that point in his cycle....

I don't know that Home for Random Thoughts is the place to expect a lot of back and forth conversation - that would not be random, after all. Why not start a thread in the General category to "catch up", or just pile into a conversation in another thread (but not Board Rules).

Welcome back. You have been missed. Our aim will improve though
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