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Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:18 pm
by Crackpot
So I think where does this thread go?

News and suggestions: Not newsy or suggetiony
Politics: No
Philosophy and religion: possible on the first part no on the second
The Arts: Maybe if you're into meta as art
Laffs: they're not always funny
Cars and Bikes: nope
Science and technology: No

Which leaves us with

All our own work

it is that at a minimum

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:21 pm
by Crackpot
I had a thought to start us off but putting together that semi coherent opener lost it.

It may have had something to do with my desire for some sort of alcoholic beverage but wondering if it would be a good idea to drive in my current scattered state of mind.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:24 am
by tyro
Well I have an offering.

Have you ever noticed that when you take a swipe at a fly on the inside of a window that it flies away to safety? Have you noticed that flies on the outside of the window are not even slightly afraid when you swipe at them?

It’s as if they know they are safe.

But if they are that smart, then why do the ones inside keep walking up and down the window as if they think there might be an opening?

Get them really agitated and they will fly at speed into the window, banging their silly little heads against the glass.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:45 am
by BoSoxGal
When you take a swipe at the fly on this side of the window, he feels the disturbance in the air around him caused by your swipe. The fly on the other side does not.

They are reactionary, but not complex thinkers. ;)

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:52 am
by Rick
A fly always flies backwards before it flies forwards.

To keep a fly from flying cup your hand and sweep it a little up and behind where the fly is sitting stationary.

You'll catch it every time...

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:10 am
by Crackpot
It took a little practice but now I can killl a fly almost every time.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:59 pm
by Crackpot
Why do I subject myself to these shitty "grail" shows in the history channel?

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 4:01 am
by Timster
Crackpot wrote:Why do I subject myself to these shitty "grail" shows in the history channel?
Good question. Why not stick to the only one that matters? Monty Python's Holy GRAAAAAAAAAIIIL!?


Said . . . Tim... :ok

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 4:08 am
by Gob
Why is it, whenever I go to the bank or post office, there's always a long, long, long, long, queue of old people in front of me?

And what the fuck do they do in there all day?

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 4:24 pm
by Timster
I had a dream last night that leads me to this random thought.

I wonder if I am the only one that would like to roll around like a dog after a bath... in Crystal Gayle's hair? :twisted: :ok 8-)


Image


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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:13 pm
by Rick
I don't think she looks like that anymore...

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:14 pm
by Rick
I had a thought once.

Then it passed...

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:34 am
by tyro
Maybe it was that same thought that passed through here.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:53 am
by Rick
These thoughts are random.

I don't know if I can do random...

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:53 am
by Gob
Not in her hair, no. Otherwise...

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:01 am
by Rick
From 2009:

Image

Time ain't been that bad to her...

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 7:43 am
by Timster
Cripes! It was a dream! A random dream. A random thought! Not a subject to be debated.

Otherwise I would have made it a POLL! Maybe ask you about her opinion on ECONOMICS! And the New World Order! The MOTU. And Burkas and Long hair! :fu

FOCUS PEOPLE! She is Hot! And that is the stuff of my dreams. So bugger off!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 7:26 pm
by Crackpot
i predict a certain thread in a certain forum will now quietly drift into obscurity......

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:56 pm
by loCAtek
Crackpot wrote:So I think where does this thread go?
It goes craZy!

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:34 pm
by Joe Guy
When is a thread not a thread?