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- MajGenl.Meade
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It used to be a classic. I was a Dandy kid though.
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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What was Captain Hook’s name before he lost his hand?
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Upon completion of the naturalization process did you earn the right to preface that with "Yankee Doodle?"MajGenl.Meade wrote:... I was a Dandy kid though.
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
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According to Sir James M. Barrie, the author of 'Peter Pan,'"Hook was not his true name. To reveal who he really was would even at this date set the country in a blaze."TPFKA@W wrote:What was Captain Hook’s name before he lost his hand?
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“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
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Captain Hookless.TPFKA@W wrote:What was Captain Hook’s name before he lost his hand?
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So how long is a cotton pickin' minute?
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It's just as long as a goddamn minute but it's less harsh.
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How do either of these compare to a New York minute?
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New York minutes are the same length but they don’t seem long enough.
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That’s what she said.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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36 seconds?TPFKA@W wrote:So how long is a cotton pickin' minute?
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
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A New York minute is the same length as any other minute, but it can seem a lot longer...
If you don't believe me, try listening to Bill De Blasio for 60 seconds...
If you don't believe me, try listening to Bill De Blasio for 60 seconds...
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Everything is relative.“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute." Al Einstein
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
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If a pretty girl sits on a hot stove for a minute she seems a hot piece of ass.“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute." Al Einstein
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No googling allowed.
Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
What is it?
Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
What is it?
- Bicycle Bill
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I've seen this before, so I'll refrain from answering immediately. I'll just say that it is likely to be the last thing the person who uses it will ever use.
-"BB"-
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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A fart...
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How often do you buy farts?Joe Guy wrote:A fart...
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
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Bet it’s rough work getting your farts into those cans Joe. Does it pay well?