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Big RR
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:lol: :lol:

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Brought home a bag of 15-inch carrots from the grocery store. Can't help but wonder if some agricultural geneticist was feeling the need to compensate for something.
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RayThom
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Scooter wrote:Brought home a bag of 15-inch carrots from the grocery store. Can't help but wonder if some agricultural geneticist was feeling the need to compensate for something.
Less than 20/20 vision, no doubt.
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:lol: :ok
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
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Buggers Bunny?
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It's not what you've got, it's what you do with it.

Personally, I like carrot cake.

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Wow! That can't be beet.
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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What's up Doc?

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I can’t figure out if I’ve finally gained the confidence to speak up or is just stopped giving a shit.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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ex-khobar Andy wrote:It's not what you've got, it's what you do with it.

Personally, I like carrot cake.

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Guy in the cafeteria: Oh, young lady, while you were at the dessert counter I couldn't help myself and I ate the carrot in your lunch bag.

Young lady: Don't worry about it, I was done with it, anyway.
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I actually need to buy toilet paper but am embarrassed to do so fearing I will be seen as one of the panic buyers. Maybe I will get it from Amazon so it will be non-judgmentally delivered.

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Joe Guy
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I've started to use both sides of the toilet paper. I figure now it will last twice as long.

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Joe Guy wrote:
Thu Mar 12, 2020 6:53 pm
I've started to use both sides of the toilet paper. I figure now it will last twice as long.

I am relieved to know you are not licking yourself clean.

But I know if you said you were you'd be speaking tongue in cheek.

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Joe Guy
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TPFKA@W wrote:
Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:30 pm

I am relieved to know you are not licking yourself clean.

But I know if you said you were you'd be speaking tongue in cheek.
But it would be a real crack up...

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Joe Guy
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And the TP shortage is simple to explain. Every time someone sneezes ten people crap their pants!

(I stole that one)

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TPFKA@W
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Joe Guy wrote:
Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:38 pm
And the TP shortage is simple to explain. Every time someone sneezes ten people crap their pants!

(I stole that one)
It's been posted about 110 times on Facebook. Toilet paper jokes are on a roll.

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Joe Guy
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I remodeled my bathroom...

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TPFKA@W
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Also posted under various titles, such as, "My new panic room". keep digging, you'll poop out something I haven't seen yet.

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Joe Guy
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Okay....I think I'm a little late to the TP joke game. I'll stop and try to talk about more important tissues.

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TPFKA@W
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Call me septical, but I don't think you can.

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