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If Superman farted while wearing his Clark Kent clothes, would his underwear be destroyed?
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No, because he always wears his costume under his secret identity clothes for two reasons. One of them is just in case he expels gas.

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Not when he's playing squash! And anyway, if his super-pants are impervious (as they are), how does the gas dissipate? Or do they just swell up until next removal?

Be that as it may, if I fart while standing on a super-sensitive-atomic-superscale, do I gain or lose weight?
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How was Ma Kent able to cut and sew the blankets baby Kal-El was wrapped in to create Superman's costume when the blankets were made of indestructible material?
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Lord Jim wrote:How was Ma Kent able to cut and sew the blankets baby Kal-El was wrapped in to create Superman's costume when the blankets were made of indestructible material?
O ye, of little faith.

Don't ruin it for the believers.
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Lord Jim wrote:How was Ma Kent able to cut and sew the blankets baby Kal-El was wrapped in to create Superman's costume when the blankets were made of indestructible material?
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Thanks for clearing that up for me Meade...

I've been puzzling over that for years...
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Ma and Pa Kent were quite resourceful.

Kudos to Jerry Siegel for conjuring up such a convincing backstory.
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... and when he was maturerererer, he could always enter the City of Kandor to run up a spare pair of undies. That SuperWind is a beast.
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MajGenl.Meade wrote:Not when he's playing squash! And anyway, if his super-pants are impervious (as they are), how does the gas dissipate? Or do they just swell up until next removal?
Ma Kent knitted tiny fart holes into his super hero costume butt cover section.
MajGenl.Meade wrote:Be that as it may, if I fart while standing on a super-sensitive-atomic-superscale, do I gain or lose weight?
I don't know. I only know about Superman.

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If we would all just switch to writing in cursive and selling only stick-shift cars, senior citizens would rule the world.
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Bicycle Bill wrote:If we would all just switch to writing in cursive and selling only stick-shift cars, senior citizens would rule the world.
Not this one. My handwriting has progressively worsened over the years, and neuropathy has pretty much numbed out my feet.
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Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough.
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I'm not sure if it's more of a reflection on my cooking or my sex life, when I judge the beef stew I just made to be better than an orgasm.
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I suddenly have a craving f0r a pulled p0rk sandwich.....

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Do you pull your own pork?

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yeah, but it is never as g00d as when the girl at the diner pulls it.

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wesw wrote:yeah, but it is never as g00d as when the girl at the diner pulls it.
She must be a vegan if she's interested in your meat substitute.
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:lol: :lol:

Actually not a vintage ad. Joke panel from 1994 comic:

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