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Brought home a bag of 15-inch carrots from the grocery store. Can't help but wonder if some agricultural geneticist was feeling the need to compensate for something.
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Less than 20/20 vision, no doubt.Scooter wrote:Brought home a bag of 15-inch carrots from the grocery store. Can't help but wonder if some agricultural geneticist was feeling the need to compensate for something.
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For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
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Buggers Bunny?
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It's not what you've got, it's what you do with it.
Personally, I like carrot cake.
Personally, I like carrot cake.
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Wow! That can't be beet.
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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What's up Doc?
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I can’t figure out if I’ve finally gained the confidence to speak up or is just stopped giving a shit.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Guy in the cafeteria: Oh, young lady, while you were at the dessert counter I couldn't help myself and I ate the carrot in your lunch bag.ex-khobar Andy wrote:It's not what you've got, it's what you do with it.
Personally, I like carrot cake.
Young lady: Don't worry about it, I was done with it, anyway.
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I actually need to buy toilet paper but am embarrassed to do so fearing I will be seen as one of the panic buyers. Maybe I will get it from Amazon so it will be non-judgmentally delivered.
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I've started to use both sides of the toilet paper. I figure now it will last twice as long.
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And the TP shortage is simple to explain. Every time someone sneezes ten people crap their pants!
(I stole that one)
(I stole that one)
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I remodeled my bathroom...
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Also posted under various titles, such as, "My new panic room". keep digging, you'll poop out something I haven't seen yet.
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Okay....I think I'm a little late to the TP joke game. I'll stop and try to talk about more important tissues.
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Call me septical, but I don't think you can.