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I suppose I should be happy that it took almost 5 days for the cat to spit up on our newly steam cleaned carpet.
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Why does a cat show it likes you, by sticking his butt in your face?
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I had a thought, then POOF!
Just like my posts it disappeared...
Just like my posts it disappeared...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is
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There are a lot of women who do the same thing...Why does a cat show it likes you, by sticking his butt in your face?
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They don't like you, they like your tips.Lord Jim wrote:There are a lot of women who do the same thing...Why does a cat show it likes you, by sticking his butt in your face?
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I hear they have magnificent tips...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is
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At the store, saw those Snuggies™, the blankets with arms, that are so heavily advertised on TV as the greatest invention since the toga.
I almost got one since yes, I want to be snuggied.
Then I recalled I have one, except I call it a bathrobe!
I almost got one since yes, I want to be snuggied.
Then I recalled I have one, except I call it a bathrobe!
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you just have to wear it backwards...
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Fucking cars ..... fucking MOT's ...... fucking rust! Why oh fecking why can't we just ONCE buy a car because we fancy a change rather than have to get one on the sodding hop to replace a knackered one? arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggg
If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you may have misjudged the situation.
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HUH
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
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I am the only person I know who would go on a free cruise to Mexico and end up with menses, migraines, Montezuma's Revenge AND not being allowed ashored at the best port (Cabo San Lucas) because the sea swells were too high.
But I sat by the pool and got some sun and learned my beau is a truly kind, tolerant, solicitious fellow.
Life is good. I'm not sure this thought is at all random, but it didn't merit its own thread, and I've never posted in this one.
But I sat by the pool and got some sun and learned my beau is a truly kind, tolerant, solicitious fellow.
Life is good. I'm not sure this thought is at all random, but it didn't merit its own thread, and I've never posted in this one.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
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fuck. I can't sleep.
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Exercise
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
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question on my health screen:
Man I tell you I've had so many things shoved up there I can't keep track anymore
Most people I think would remember that.Have you had a colonoscopy within the last 10 years? (tube inserted in rectum to check entire large intestine)
Yes
No
Don't know
Man I tell you I've had so many things shoved up there I can't keep track anymore
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.