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Big RR
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Or a suspended sentence?

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Bicycle Bill
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I lost my parents when I was really, really young.  My friend's family took me in and they were, like, totally awesome.  They were so nice, ad the treated me just like I was one of the family.  But they were, like, super-poor.  And actually, my parents had left me a ton of money so I was, y'know, rich, and I decided to never EVER financially help them.  And then, when my friend's sister got old enough, I started banging her, and ..
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If you have a cat in the family you should never, ever, let them hear you use the phrase "think outside the box"!
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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Joe Guy
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That's why I always left a few magazines on a rack next to my cat's box. It was to encourage him to always use the box and take his time if he felt like it.

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Maybe Jon Gruden should become head coach of the NFL's Washington football team and they could finally pick a name for the team: The Washington Redfaces.

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:lol:

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Gob
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Having that!!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Joe Guy
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Ever since I got my COVID booster vaccine I've noticed that I can now keep my car keys stuck on my neck or forehead and paper clips and other light metal things jump up and attach to my skin.

Are those normal side effects?

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MajGenl.Meade
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Yet another vax benefit for old people who can never find 'em
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Gob
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It's your attractive personality Joe.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Or the polar opposite.

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That's positive

or is it negative?
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Joe Guy
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It's either that or it's neither but it's definitely something that might not be.

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I never imagined that I would need to slather diaper rash cream on my dick. If I'm getting an early taste of what it means to be old, I want off.
White privilege doesn't mean your life isn't hard. It means your skin colour isn't making it harder.

What goes on in a woman's uterus is none of your fucking business.

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Bicycle Bill
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Scooter wrote:
Sun Oct 24, 2021 4:55 am
I never imagined that I would need to slather diaper rash cream on my dick. If I'm getting an early taste of what it means to be old, I want off.
Is that what you're using for lube now?
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It's what I am using to treat/prevent the skin deterioration that comes from leaking urine into a pad.
White privilege doesn't mean your life isn't hard. It means your skin colour isn't making it harder.

What goes on in a woman's uterus is none of your fucking business.

Equal rights for others does not mean less rights for you. It's not pie.

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Gob
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Not nice, commiserations old son.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Long Run
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Ditto what Gob said. I hope you get through this part of the recovery sooner rather than later.

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TPFKA@W
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Scooter wrote:
Sun Oct 24, 2021 6:00 am
It's what I am using to treat/prevent the skin deterioration that comes from leaking urine into a pad.
If you are having this kind of trouble, perhaps it is time to consider a urostomy? Give the dick a rest that way? What is your doctor saying?
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