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It used to be a classic. I was a Dandy kid though.

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What was Captain Hook’s name before he lost his hand?

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MajGenl.Meade wrote:... I was a Dandy kid though.
Upon completion of the naturalization process did you earn the right to preface that with "Yankee Doodle?"
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TPFKA@W wrote:What was Captain Hook’s name before he lost his hand?
According to Sir James M. Barrie, the author of 'Peter Pan,'"Hook was not his true name. To reveal who he really was would even at this date set the country in a blaze."

http://marciodisneyarchives.blogspot.co ... -name.html
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TPFKA@W wrote:What was Captain Hook’s name before he lost his hand?
Captain Hookless.

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So how long is a cotton pickin' minute?

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It's just as long as a goddamn minute but it's less harsh.

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How do either of these compare to a New York minute?

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New York minutes are the same length but they don’t seem long enough.

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That’s what she said.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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TPFKA@W wrote:So how long is a cotton pickin' minute?
36 seconds?
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A New York minute is the same length as any other minute, but it can seem a lot longer...

If you don't believe me, try listening to Bill De Blasio for 60 seconds...
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“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute." Al Einstein
Everything is relative.
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“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute." Al Einstein
If a pretty girl sits on a hot stove for a minute she seems a hot piece of ass.

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No googling allowed.

Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
What is it?

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I've seen this before, so I'll refrain from answering immediately.  I'll just say that it is likely to be the last thing the person who uses it will ever use.
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A fart... :D

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Joe Guy wrote:A fart...
How often do you buy farts?
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Bet it’s rough work getting your farts into those cans Joe. Does it pay well?

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