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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 3:02 pm
by Bicycle Bill
BoSoxGal wrote:I suspect I should be grateful that image isn’t loading . . .
BSG, I'm surprised at you!  Would I post something inappropriate?
It was nothing more than a .gif of Robin Williams doing his "Mork from Ork" shtick.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:16 pm
by ex-khobar Andy
I stopped orking cows the day they made it illegal in this state. I don't want to be deported. I think the ban was probably unconstitutional but I'm not sure that I want to take my chances with this Supreme Court. Not many people know that Clarence Thomas anagrams to 'the orc manacles' (orc is an alternative spelling of ork) and he is obviously someone who wants to handcuff the practice.

Edited once to bring you up to date on the deep state implications of Justice Thomas.

Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:32 pm
by RayThom
"orking cows?"
In my day... we called 'em 'stump broke.'

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 12:59 am
by Crackpot
Word of advice when suffering from flu like symptoms do not watch comedy shows which induce great big belly laughs.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 7:30 am
by MajGenl.Meade
I told my wife yesterday that she's getting older and one sign is that she talks to herself so much. She can go for 10 or even 15 minutes at a time, several times a day.

Even worse, her memory has gone. When she stops talking, she says to me, "What did I just say?"

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 12:43 pm
by ex-khobar Andy
I've noticed that when I don't hear what my wife says, it's because I need to wash my ears out. When my wife doesn't hear what I say, it's because I'm mumbling.

She's right, of course.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 3:18 pm
by BoSoxGal
Yet it’s me who gets called out as sexist on this board. :lol:

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 4:26 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
:lol: Yes but if you think about it, you'll see it's not my wife that's at fault. (Hint: she's not really talking to herself). :oops:

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 5:07 pm
by ex-khobar Andy
We're gonna need a bigger hint! This should do the trick!

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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 5:35 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Pardon me?

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 9:15 pm
by Long Run

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:01 pm
by Joe Guy
What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:10 pm
by Scooter
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 10:36 pm
by BoSoxGal
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 4:14 am
by Joe Guy
It just occurred to me that if Elton John and John Goodman had a baby, it would look like William Barr.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:27 pm
by Econoline
In a couple of hours I'm going to go have somebody poke a hole in my eye with a sharp laser.

Getting old is not for the squeamish.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:47 am
by BoSoxGal
:o

I hope you mean cataract surgery, and not Lasik.

Best wishes for a speedy recovery and retention of best possible vision. :hug:

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 1:50 am
by Long Run
Best wishes Econo. I assume the same as BSG but would add that LASIK was some of the best money I ever spent.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 3:09 am
by Joe Guy
A laser is also used in an operation to release eye pressure.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:54 pm
by Big RR
True, I had a friend who had that treatment for glaucoma; they put a tiny hole in the iris to relieve pressure. As I recall, this type of glaucoma was a fairly less comoon one that did not respond to drops well.

Good luck econo, I hop everything went well. I know my friend recovered quickly, and hope the same for you.