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by MajGenl.Meade » Tue Jul 16, 2019 2:27 pm
It used to be a classic. I was a Dandy kid though.

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by TPFKA@W » Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:16 pm
What was Captain Hook’s name before he lost his hand?
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by RayThom » Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:18 pm
MajGenl.Meade wrote:... I was a Dandy kid though.
Upon completion of the naturalization process did you earn the right to preface that with "Yankee Doodle?"
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by RayThom » Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:31 pm
TPFKA@W wrote:What was Captain Hook’s name before he lost his hand?
According to Sir James M. Barrie, the author of 'Peter Pan,'
"Hook was not his true name. To reveal who he really was would even at this date set the country in a blaze."http://marciodisneyarchives.blogspot.co ... -name.html
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by Joe Guy » Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:47 pm
TPFKA@W wrote:What was Captain Hook’s name before he lost his hand?
Captain Hookless.
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by TPFKA@W » Sat Jul 20, 2019 2:38 am
So how long is a cotton pickin' minute?
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by Joe Guy » Sat Jul 20, 2019 2:55 am
It's just as long as a goddamn minute but it's less harsh.
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by TPFKA@W » Sat Jul 20, 2019 3:50 am
How do either of these compare to a New York minute?
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by Joe Guy » Sat Jul 20, 2019 5:33 am
New York minutes are the same length but they don’t seem long enough.
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by Crackpot » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:26 am
That’s what she said.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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by BoSoxGal » Sat Jul 20, 2019 5:49 pm
TPFKA@W wrote:So how long is a cotton pickin' minute?
36 seconds?
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by RayThom » Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:58 pm
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute." Al Einstein
Everything is relative.
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by Joe Guy » Sun Jul 21, 2019 12:23 am
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute." Al Einstein
If a pretty girl sits on a hot stove for a minute she seems a hot piece of ass.
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by TPFKA@W » Sun Jul 21, 2019 1:33 am
No googling allowed.
Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
What is it?
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by Bicycle Bill » Sun Jul 21, 2019 2:34 am
I've seen this before, so I'll refrain from answering immediately. I'll just say that it is likely to be the last thing the person who uses it will ever use.
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by Joe Guy » Sun Jul 21, 2019 2:38 am
A fart...

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by RayThom » Sun Jul 21, 2019 3:17 am
Joe Guy wrote:A fart...
How often do you buy farts?
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by Joe Guy » Sun Jul 21, 2019 3:21 am
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by TPFKA@W » Sun Jul 21, 2019 5:01 am
Bet it’s rough work getting your farts into those cans Joe. Does it pay well?
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