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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby MajGenl.Meade » Tue Jul 16, 2019 2:27 pm

It used to be a classic. I was a Dandy kid though.

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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby TPFKA@W » Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:16 pm

What was Captain Hook’s name before he lost his hand?
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Postby RayThom » Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:18 pm

MajGenl.Meade wrote:... I was a Dandy kid though.

Upon completion of the naturalization process did you earn the right to preface that with "Yankee Doodle?"
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Postby RayThom » Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:31 pm

TPFKA@W wrote:What was Captain Hook’s name before he lost his hand?

According to Sir James M. Barrie, the author of 'Peter Pan,'"Hook was not his true name. To reveal who he really was would even at this date set the country in a blaze."

http://marciodisneyarchives.blogspot.co ... -name.html
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Joe Guy » Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:47 pm

TPFKA@W wrote:What was Captain Hook’s name before he lost his hand?


Captain Hookless.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby TPFKA@W » Sat Jul 20, 2019 2:38 am

So how long is a cotton pickin' minute?
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Joe Guy » Sat Jul 20, 2019 2:55 am

It's just as long as a goddamn minute but it's less harsh.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby TPFKA@W » Sat Jul 20, 2019 3:50 am

How do either of these compare to a New York minute?
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Joe Guy » Sat Jul 20, 2019 5:33 am

New York minutes are the same length but they don’t seem long enough.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Crackpot » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:26 am

That’s what she said.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby BoSoxGal » Sat Jul 20, 2019 5:49 pm

TPFKA@W wrote:So how long is a cotton pickin' minute?


36 seconds?
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Lord Jim » Sat Jul 20, 2019 8:03 pm

A New York minute is the same length as any other minute, but it can seem a lot longer...

If you don't believe me, try listening to Bill De Blasio for 60 seconds...
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Postby RayThom » Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:58 pm

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute." Al Einstein

Everything is relative.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Joe Guy » Sun Jul 21, 2019 12:23 am

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute." Al Einstein


If a pretty girl sits on a hot stove for a minute she seems a hot piece of ass.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby TPFKA@W » Sun Jul 21, 2019 1:33 am

No googling allowed.

Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
What is it?
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Bicycle Bill » Sun Jul 21, 2019 2:34 am

I've seen this before, so I'll refrain from answering immediately.  I'll just say that it is likely to be the last thing the person who uses it will ever use.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Joe Guy » Sun Jul 21, 2019 2:38 am

A fart... :D
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Postby RayThom » Sun Jul 21, 2019 3:17 am

Joe Guy wrote:A fart...

How often do you buy farts?
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby Joe Guy » Sun Jul 21, 2019 3:21 am

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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Postby TPFKA@W » Sun Jul 21, 2019 5:01 am

Bet it’s rough work getting your farts into those cans Joe. Does it pay well?
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