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Joe Guy
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It was difficult at first but it’s all right now, in fact it’s a gas.

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RayThom wrote:
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute." Al Einstein
Everything is relative.
Why, that would be incest! :o
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If you boil a funny bone, do you get a laughing stock?
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just stick with the bitter melons, BB, they suit you.

:lol:
give me liberty or give me death.

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geez, I m getting jaded.

when my 'puter tells me that my battery is very low...

...my first thought is to say....

...so is your mother.
give me liberty or give me death.

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When I was in the hospital, I had occasion to watch a number of baseball games...

I know it's been this way for a while, but does anyone recall when (or why) it became acceptable for the players on a MLB team to decide for themselves what length of pants they're going to wear in a game, rather than them all wearing the same length?

Nowadays, you see some players wearing regular trouser length, while others wear the traditional calf-length while still others have them shortened all the way to the knee... :shock:

All playing on the same team on the same field in the same game...

It's anarchy I tell you...

Anarchy...
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Careful Jim, you're begiining to sound like an angry Coot; don't let on hospital stay do that to you. :nana

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Ah,the "good ol' days" that never were.
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Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Are you Cornholio?

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I got off work very late the other night and went to the local 24 hour full service giant grocery store. In there were employees who appeared to have no fucks to give and one young man going hell bent for leather on a skate board up and down the aisles. :shock:

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That is inexcusable. Have you considered complaining? I'm betting that there is security camera footage that the owner or general manager can view.
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I had no fucks to give either I sort of hoped he would run over my tired old ass because I have always wanted to own my own grocery store.

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they were thr0wing vegetable 0il n the fl00r in h0ng k0ng.....

tw0 w0rds...

vegetable 0il + skateb0ard = j0b security
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It’s not a nice day when one logs in here and finds a half dozen or more idiotic threads started by the same village idiot.
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White privilege is a thing.

What goes on in a woman's uterus is none of your fucking business.

Equal rights for others does not mean less rights for you. It's not pie.

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Betty White -- almost as old as the league itself.

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I was leaving Home Depot last week and in the parking lot (where they have the artificial grass display), I spot this woman's dog pissing all over it and she walks away. She didn't even acknowledge it happened. Support dog my ass. I really felt for the poor sales guy.

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Maybe it was an artificial dog.

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No. He was a real pisser.

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