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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 5:50 am
by Joe Guy
It was difficult at first but it’s all right now, in fact it’s a gas.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:02 am
by MajGenl.Meade
RayThom wrote:
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute." Al Einstein
Everything is relative.
Why, that would be incest! :o

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2019 4:15 am
by Bicycle Bill
If you boil a funny bone, do you get a laughing stock?
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-"BB"-

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:01 pm
by wesw
just stick with the bitter melons, BB, they suit you.

:lol:

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:17 am
by wesw
geez, I m getting jaded.

when my 'puter tells me that my battery is very low...

...my first thought is to say....

...so is your mother.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 9:49 pm
by Lord Jim
When I was in the hospital, I had occasion to watch a number of baseball games...

I know it's been this way for a while, but does anyone recall when (or why) it became acceptable for the players on a MLB team to decide for themselves what length of pants they're going to wear in a game, rather than them all wearing the same length?

Nowadays, you see some players wearing regular trouser length, while others wear the traditional calf-length while still others have them shortened all the way to the knee... :shock:

All playing on the same team on the same field in the same game...

It's anarchy I tell you...

Anarchy...

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:59 pm
by Big RR
Careful Jim, you're begiining to sound like an angry Coot; don't let on hospital stay do that to you. :nana

Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 3:28 pm
by RayThom
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Ah,the "good ol' days" that never were.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 1:07 am
by Crackpot
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 2:13 am
by Joe Guy
Are you Cornholio?

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 4:56 am
by TPFKA@W
I got off work very late the other night and went to the local 24 hour full service giant grocery store. In there were employees who appeared to have no fucks to give and one young man going hell bent for leather on a skate board up and down the aisles. :shock:

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2019 11:53 pm
by MGMcAnick
That is inexcusable. Have you considered complaining? I'm betting that there is security camera footage that the owner or general manager can view.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2019 12:36 am
by TPFKA@W
I had no fucks to give either I sort of hoped he would run over my tired old ass because I have always wanted to own my own grocery store.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2019 12:25 am
by wesw
they were thr0wing vegetable 0il n the fl00r in h0ng k0ng.....

tw0 w0rds...

vegetable 0il + skateb0ard = j0b security

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2019 7:37 pm
by BoSoxGal
It’s not a nice day when one logs in here and finds a half dozen or more idiotic threads started by the same village idiot.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:51 am
by Scooter
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Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:47 pm
by RayThom
Betty White -- almost as old as the league itself.


Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 1:43 am
by PMS Princess
I was leaving Home Depot last week and in the parking lot (where they have the artificial grass display), I spot this woman's dog pissing all over it and she walks away. She didn't even acknowledge it happened. Support dog my ass. I really felt for the poor sales guy.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 1:53 am
by Joe Guy
Maybe it was an artificial dog.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 2:06 am
by PMS Princess
No. He was a real pisser.