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Bicycle Bill
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Just Google "support animal vests".  The problem is going to get a lot worse before it gets better.  In fact, I'm waiting for the day when some guy claims he has erectile dysfunction and that Fido is his service dog.

Don't laugh.  I guarantee you it will happen, and it won't be that far into the future.
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I am watching Mel Brook's Blazing Saddles for the 60+ time. Is it still funny for newer generations? I hope so.

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PMS Princess wrote:I am watching Mel Brook's Blazing Saddles for the 60+ time. Is it still funny for newer generations? I hope so.
Beans, beans, good for the heart...

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Bicycle Bill, It seems closer than I thought. There was a gentleman who killed upward of 14 cats in my parent's neighborhood. They found him sleeping in his car. He had several dead cats in his trunk and the one that was found in center console was used for just that before and after death. His dad is a police officer. It's too close for comfort. I mean a fetish is one thing but jesus christ, people are sick.

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I noticed when I checked out the board after I first got out of the hospital, that wes seemed to be posting a lot more...

But since I've started posting regularly again, he seems to have tapered off again...

I guess he must find my presence here intimidating... 8-)
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I noticed that when you stopped posting, wes posted a lot.

I just assumed that he is your alter ego - the Mr Hyde to your Dr Jekyll. Don't drink that serum, LJ!

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Since we've known wes he hasn't enjoyed the best physical or mental health.

Is it premature to assume he finally bit the big one... or even died?
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Perhaps the rest of his keyboard stopped working
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Lord Jim wrote:I noticed when I checked out the board after I first got out of the hospital, that wes seemed to be posting a lot more...

But since I've started posting regularly again, he seems to have tapered off again...

I guess he must find my presence here intimidating... 8-)
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How come "people of color" is acceptable to say but "colored people" isn't?

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Crackpot wrote:Perhaps the rest of his keyboard stopped working
We can only hope.
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if y0u say that a guy cr0aked, and that guy is black..., y0u might be a racist.

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AW, SHIT!
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Does Oprah Winfrey own a cauliflower farm?

First she runs commercials bragging about how her brand of frozen pizza's "classic" pizza dough contains cauliflower (I don't know what planet Oprah hails from, but on this one no-way-no-how could a pizza dough containing cauliflower ever be called "classic"..,)

And now she's got an ad for her frozen pasta, going on about how her Alfredo sauce also is made with cauliflower...

(At least she isn't calling it a "classic Alfredo sauce"...)
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Oprah is promoting these cauliflower products in partnership with Kraft/Heinz. I'm sure they subcontract large cauliflower farmers who can use the added income. Maybe even an American farmer, or two.

Cauliflower is the new cash crop for grocery stores
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/cauli ... 2018-08-28

"My idea of heaven is a great big head of cauliflower and someone to share it with." Oprah Winfrey
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Did you ever realize that the chief goal of the game of golf is to play as little golf as possible?
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Mammals produce milk and have hair.
Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
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1 877 Kids 4 Cars
1 877 Kids 4 Cars
1 877 Kids 4 Cars
Donate your Kid today...

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Joe Guy wrote:1 877 Kids 4 Cars
1 877 Kids 4 Cars
1 877 Kids 4 Cars
Donate your Kid today...
Paraphrasing the old 1800Mattress slogan, "leave off the last RS for savings."
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