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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 2:11 am
by Bicycle Bill
Just Google "support animal vests".  The problem is going to get a lot worse before it gets better.  In fact, I'm waiting for the day when some guy claims he has erectile dysfunction and that Fido is his service dog.

Don't laugh.  I guarantee you it will happen, and it won't be that far into the future.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 2:11 am
by PMS Princess
I am watching Mel Brook's Blazing Saddles for the 60+ time. Is it still funny for newer generations? I hope so.

Home for Random Farts

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 3:52 am
by RayThom
PMS Princess wrote:I am watching Mel Brook's Blazing Saddles for the 60+ time. Is it still funny for newer generations? I hope so.
Beans, beans, good for the heart...


Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 4:46 am
by PMS Princess
Bicycle Bill, It seems closer than I thought. There was a gentleman who killed upward of 14 cats in my parent's neighborhood. They found him sleeping in his car. He had several dead cats in his trunk and the one that was found in center console was used for just that before and after death. His dad is a police officer. It's too close for comfort. I mean a fetish is one thing but jesus christ, people are sick.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 12:40 pm
by Lord Jim
I noticed when I checked out the board after I first got out of the hospital, that wes seemed to be posting a lot more...

But since I've started posting regularly again, he seems to have tapered off again...

I guess he must find my presence here intimidating... 8-)

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 1:05 pm
by ex-khobar Andy
I noticed that when you stopped posting, wes posted a lot.

I just assumed that he is your alter ego - the Mr Hyde to your Dr Jekyll. Don't drink that serum, LJ!

Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 4:23 pm
by RayThom
Since we've known wes he hasn't enjoyed the best physical or mental health.

Is it premature to assume he finally bit the big one... or even died?

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 4:34 pm
by Crackpot
Perhaps the rest of his keyboard stopped working

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 6:30 pm
by BoSoxGal
Lord Jim wrote:I noticed when I checked out the board after I first got out of the hospital, that wes seemed to be posting a lot more...

But since I've started posting regularly again, he seems to have tapered off again...

I guess he must find my presence here intimidating... 8-)
Next time you’re hospitalized you’d better bring your laptop and keep posting - I mean seriously, have a care for the rest of us! :nana :lol: :kiss:

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 3:06 am
by Joe Guy
How come "people of color" is acceptable to say but "colored people" isn't?

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 4:17 am
by Bicycle Bill
Crackpot wrote:Perhaps the rest of his keyboard stopped working
We can only hope.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:15 pm
by wesw
if y0u say that a guy cr0aked, and that guy is black..., y0u might be a racist.

Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 10:12 pm
by RayThom
AW, SHIT!

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2019 2:15 am
by Bicycle Bill
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2019 3:56 am
by Lord Jim
Does Oprah Winfrey own a cauliflower farm?

First she runs commercials bragging about how her brand of frozen pizza's "classic" pizza dough contains cauliflower (I don't know what planet Oprah hails from, but on this one no-way-no-how could a pizza dough containing cauliflower ever be called "classic"..,)

And now she's got an ad for her frozen pasta, going on about how her Alfredo sauce also is made with cauliflower...

(At least she isn't calling it a "classic Alfredo sauce"...)

Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2019 4:25 pm
by RayThom
Oprah is promoting these cauliflower products in partnership with Kraft/Heinz. I'm sure they subcontract large cauliflower farmers who can use the added income. Maybe even an American farmer, or two.

Cauliflower is the new cash crop for grocery stores
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/cauli ... 2018-08-28

"My idea of heaven is a great big head of cauliflower and someone to share it with." Oprah Winfrey

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 4:45 pm
by Bicycle Bill
Did you ever realize that the chief goal of the game of golf is to play as little golf as possible?
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2019 11:36 am
by Bicycle Bill
Mammals produce milk and have hair.
Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2019 1:42 am
by Joe Guy
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Donate your Kid today...

Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2019 3:18 am
by RayThom
Joe Guy wrote:1 877 Kids 4 Cars
1 877 Kids 4 Cars
1 877 Kids 4 Cars
Donate your Kid today...
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