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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2020 6:11 pm
by Big RR
:lol: :lol:

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2020 8:13 pm
by Scooter
Brought home a bag of 15-inch carrots from the grocery store. Can't help but wonder if some agricultural geneticist was feeling the need to compensate for something.

Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:33 am
by RayThom
Scooter wrote:Brought home a bag of 15-inch carrots from the grocery store. Can't help but wonder if some agricultural geneticist was feeling the need to compensate for something.
Less than 20/20 vision, no doubt.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2020 6:06 am
by BoSoxGal
:lol: :ok

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:44 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Buggers Bunny?

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2020 1:38 pm
by ex-khobar Andy
It's not what you've got, it's what you do with it.

Personally, I like carrot cake.

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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:57 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Wow! That can't be beet.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2020 5:54 pm
by Long Run
What's up Doc?

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2020 1:54 pm
by Crackpot
I can’t figure out if I’ve finally gained the confidence to speak up or is just stopped giving a shit.

Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2020 5:25 pm
by RayThom
ex-khobar Andy wrote:It's not what you've got, it's what you do with it.

Personally, I like carrot cake.

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Guy in the cafeteria: Oh, young lady, while you were at the dessert counter I couldn't help myself and I ate the carrot in your lunch bag.

Young lady: Don't worry about it, I was done with it, anyway.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:44 pm
by TPFKA@W
I actually need to buy toilet paper but am embarrassed to do so fearing I will be seen as one of the panic buyers. Maybe I will get it from Amazon so it will be non-judgmentally delivered.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 6:53 pm
by Joe Guy
I've started to use both sides of the toilet paper. I figure now it will last twice as long.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:30 pm
by TPFKA@W
Joe Guy wrote:
Thu Mar 12, 2020 6:53 pm
I've started to use both sides of the toilet paper. I figure now it will last twice as long.

I am relieved to know you are not licking yourself clean.

But I know if you said you were you'd be speaking tongue in cheek.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:36 pm
by Joe Guy
TPFKA@W wrote:
Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:30 pm

I am relieved to know you are not licking yourself clean.

But I know if you said you were you'd be speaking tongue in cheek.
But it would be a real crack up...

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:38 pm
by Joe Guy
And the TP shortage is simple to explain. Every time someone sneezes ten people crap their pants!

(I stole that one)

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:40 pm
by TPFKA@W
Joe Guy wrote:
Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:38 pm
And the TP shortage is simple to explain. Every time someone sneezes ten people crap their pants!

(I stole that one)
It's been posted about 110 times on Facebook. Toilet paper jokes are on a roll.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:45 pm
by Joe Guy
I remodeled my bathroom...

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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:57 pm
by TPFKA@W
Also posted under various titles, such as, "My new panic room". keep digging, you'll poop out something I haven't seen yet.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 8:00 pm
by Joe Guy
Okay....I think I'm a little late to the TP joke game. I'll stop and try to talk about more important tissues.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 8:01 pm
by TPFKA@W
Call me septical, but I don't think you can.