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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2021 5:17 am
by Big RR
Or a suspended sentence?

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 4:56 am
by Bicycle Bill
I lost my parents when I was really, really young.  My friend's family took me in and they were, like, totally awesome.  They were so nice, ad the treated me just like I was one of the family.  But they were, like, super-poor.  And actually, my parents had left me a ton of money so I was, y'know, rich, and I decided to never EVER financially help them.  And then, when my friend's sister got old enough, I started banging her, and ..
Another way of looking at the Harry Potter movies.
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 12:33 am
by Econoline
If you have a cat in the family you should never, ever, let them hear you use the phrase "think outside the box"!

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2021 12:56 am
by Joe Guy
That's why I always left a few magazines on a rack next to my cat's box. It was to encourage him to always use the box and take his time if he felt like it.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 3:02 am
by Joe Guy
Maybe Jon Gruden should become head coach of the NFL's Washington football team and they could finally pick a name for the team: The Washington Redfaces.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:15 pm
by TPFKA@W
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 11:00 pm
by Big RR
:lol:

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2021 10:29 am
by Gob
Having that!!

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2021 11:58 pm
by Joe Guy
Ever since I got my COVID booster vaccine I've noticed that I can now keep my car keys stuck on my neck or forehead and paper clips and other light metal things jump up and attach to my skin.

Are those normal side effects?

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2021 6:14 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Yet another vax benefit for old people who can never find 'em

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2021 9:10 am
by Gob
It's your attractive personality Joe.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2021 6:15 pm
by Big RR
Or the polar opposite.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2021 9:21 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
That's positive

or is it negative?

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2021 10:33 pm
by Joe Guy
It's either that or it's neither but it's definitely something that might not be.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2021 4:55 am
by Scooter
I never imagined that I would need to slather diaper rash cream on my dick. If I'm getting an early taste of what it means to be old, I want off.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2021 5:50 am
by Bicycle Bill
Scooter wrote:
Sun Oct 24, 2021 4:55 am
I never imagined that I would need to slather diaper rash cream on my dick. If I'm getting an early taste of what it means to be old, I want off.
Is that what you're using for lube now?
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Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2021 6:00 am
by Scooter
It's what I am using to treat/prevent the skin deterioration that comes from leaking urine into a pad.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2021 8:27 am
by Gob
Not nice, commiserations old son.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:15 pm
by Long Run
Ditto what Gob said. I hope you get through this part of the recovery sooner rather than later.

Re: Home for Random Thoughts

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2021 12:08 am
by TPFKA@W
Scooter wrote:
Sun Oct 24, 2021 6:00 am
It's what I am using to treat/prevent the skin deterioration that comes from leaking urine into a pad.
If you are having this kind of trouble, perhaps it is time to consider a urostomy? Give the dick a rest that way? What is your doctor saying?