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Gob
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I escaped.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Seriously nosy question redacted.

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So my son says he has to go to the potty so I let him out of his room help him get undressed and after all that he ends up not going. I ask him false alarm? He says skeletons have fossil arms.

I have never heard that particular pun before.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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That's a good'n!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Crackpot wrote:So my son says he has to go to the potty so I let him out of his room help him get undressed and after all that he ends up not going. I ask him false alarm? He says skeletons have fossil arms.

I have never heard that particular pun before.
Maybe he doesn't like you watching.

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Oh he tells me when he wants to be alone
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Crackpot wrote:I ask him false alarm? He says skeletons have fossil arms.
That's very good. Did he come up with that himself?
GAH!

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Yes he did. At least as far as I know
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Smart kid!!

he must take after his mother....
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Smart and funny! You got a keeper, CP.
GAH!

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I was considering watching the original Star Trek on Netflix when Erik says "Is that the Wiggles?"
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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