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Timster
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Imagine my relief. When I found that Rubato had not contributed to this thread. :fu ]


Oh, And a Very Merry CHRISTmas! And have a Blessed New Year. And God Bless us Everyone. If you do not agree with me? Then Fuck You! Do what you want. Pretty Simple actually. Happy good feelings for the season for all. Just please do not ruin it with some fucking PC BULLSHIT. The very best to all my friends both here and there. I love you all. :fu 8-)
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Thanks Timster, you're a true gentlemen.

Much love to you and yours,

Taff
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Imagine my relief. When I found that Rubato had not contributed to this thread. :fu ]
:lol:

And a very Merry Christmas to you as well Tim....Image



And for those who don't like it, Santa says:











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Thank you Jim and Strop! I feel vindicated.

I cannot thank you both enough for restoring my faith in Humanity.

Seriously.

Rescuing the administrator at the Library was SMALL THING...

Whatever.

I have better things to do .. . . .

Later Gentlemen,

Timster
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

Arthur Schopenhauer-

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Dear Timster,

EAT SHIT& Merry Freakin' Krismass!

And a sappy new year.

Yours Timfully,

-Joe Guyster

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Have a Cool Yule, Timster. 8-)

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


yrs,
rubato

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Where does he get this stuff? Erik just decided that he was done with breakfast so he picked up his plate and in the most cartoonish way possible (he can't whistle but he has the pantomime down) he "non-chalantly" tried to stash it elsewhere
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Well if he stuffed it down his pants be thankful, alot of deductive reasoning involved there...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

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Hope you had a Merry Christmas Timster (and everyone else) and hopes for a great New Year. And if not then you can all go F$%# yourself. I plan on being sober and helping those who are still without power and homes. Have yet to see FEMA or the Red Cross. Guess they evacuated when the tide came in.

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Ny son came into the room and annoinced:

"I need my Brown Truck"

I ask

"Where did you last see it?"

"I don't know I think it's still at the store"

I have no Idea where he gets this shit
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Oh I like that!

Did you go get it for him?
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Not yet
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Crackpot wrote:Ny son came into the room and annoinced:

"I need my Brown Truck"

I ask

"Where did you last see it?"

"I don't know I think it's still at the store"

I have no Idea where he gets this shit
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Now that you mention it, I need my red Audi.
GAH!

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Sue U wrote:
Crackpot wrote:Ny son came into the room and annoinced:

"I need my Brown Truck"

I ask

"Where did you last see it?"

"I don't know I think it's still at the store"

I have no Idea where he gets this shit
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Now that you mention it, I need my red Audi.
Try asking a parental figure, and see what happens.

BTW, while you're asking, see if they know where my red Alfa Graduate could be. I need that for this upcoming weekend.
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My dad let me ride his motorcycle. About as close as I'll get to him buying me one.

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Neither of my parents drove, I was the first in my family to get a car/bike.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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The Hen
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... and the licence to drive/ride said car/bike only took a few years more to be obtained.

:mrgreen:
Bah!

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Gob wrote:Neither of my parents drove, I was the first in my family to get a car/bike.

You've sort of implied that while you love your family you find them rather... Erm backwardish? Booganish maybe? I think you said you were adopted? Like found in a basket floating down a river only the princess didn't see you and this family got you instead?

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That pretty much nails it.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Aha! A confirmed basket case as I suspected. :nana

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