Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
Merry, merry king of the bush is he
Laugh, Kookaburra! Laugh, Kookaburra!
Gay your life must be
Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
Eating all the gum drops he can see
Stop, Kookaburra! Stop, Kookaburra!
Leave some there for me
Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
Counting all the monkeys he can see
Stop, Kookaburra! Stop, Kookaburra!
That's not a monkey that's me
Kookaburra sits on a rusty nail
Gets a boo-boo in his tail
Cry, Kookaburra! Cry, kookaburra!
Oh how life can be
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
The following song was sung by New Zealand fans in honour of the Australia rugby team's goose woodpecker egg in a certain recent confrontation.
I put my finger in a woodpecker's hole
The woodpecker said "God bless my soul!
Pull it out! Pull it out! Pull it out my friend!
Reeeeeee-move it!"
I removed my finger from the woodpecker's hole
The woodpecker said "God bless my soul!
Put it back! Put it back! Put it back my friend!
Reeeeeeee-place it!"
I replaced my finger in the woodpecker's hole
The woodpecker said "God bless my soul!
Turn it round! Turn it round! Turn it round my friend!
Reeeeeee-volve it!"
I revolved my finger in the woodpecker's hole
The woodpecker said "God bless my soul!
Back and forth! Back and forth! Back and forth my friend!
Reeeeeeee-ciprocate it!
I reciprocated my finger in the woodpecker's hole
The woodpecker said "God bless my soul!
Take it out! Take it out! Take it out!
Reeeeeeee-move it!
I removed my finger from the woodpecker's hole
The woodpecker said "God bless my soul!
Have a sniff! Have a sniff! Have a sniff my friend!
Reeeeeeee-volting
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
