Snotty Wanker (Gov of Wisconsin) is Stuck in the Fifties

[Bicycle Bill]

Here's a screenshot of the message that Snotty Wanker (Scotty Walker), CEO of the Koch Brothers subsidiary that used to be known as the State of Wisconsin, tweeted to commemorate Flag Day on Tuesday —

Then someone must have told him that Alaska and Hawaii were added as states back in 1959, and he corrected it to this —



Republicans may not be the brightest bulbs in the chandelier, but I will admit that they are consistent.

-"BB"-

[Sue U]

Pffft. If you admit that Hawaii is a state, then you might have to admit that Obama was born in the U.S.A.

[Lord Jim]

So basically you're saying that "Walker's a couple of stars short of an Old Glory"...

[Crackpot]

You could say his omission reveal he had an old glory hole.