How I'm Going To Bring Myself To Vote For Hillary Clinton...

[Lord Jim]

I'm waiting for someone to come up with a sticker that reads something like

V O T E   F O R   H I L L A R Y
SHE CAN'T DO ANY WORSE THAN THE MEN ALREADY HAVE

Or maybe one that appeals to the undecided voter -

Vote for Hillary
She's Not A Fucking Idiot Like Trump

I was thinking of going with something like this:

VOTE FOR HILLARY!

She may be an arrogant, cynical, pocket lining liar, but at least she's not batshit crazy and wont turn the country over to Russian oligarchs

[Crackpot]

Oh be fair he isn't about to turn the country over to the Russians he's just going to cede the rest of the world to them.

[Joe Guy]

That may be but he will negotiate some great trade agreements with the Russian Empire.

[Lord Jim]

That may be but he will negotiate some great trade agreements with the Russian Empire.

"And they'll be YOOGE! Believe me..."