Get Your Very Own Trumpy Bear

[Joe Guy]

It's ....for real!!

[Burning Petard]

But Wait ! ! ! Is there no more? If I call now will I get a second free--just pay an additional processing fee?

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[ex-khobar Andy]

Maybe that's a good omen, SG - no-one ever wants a second one.

[Bicycle Bill]

Made in America, of course?  

I found it hilarious (Hillary-ous?) that it comes with 'an ultra-cozy flag-themed blanket' so you can wrap your Frumpy Bear in the Star-Spangled Banner.    Ah, yes — patriotism; "The Last Refuge of a Scoundrel" (Samuel Johnson) ... although I guess for an extra up-charge you can show your true colors and get the "White Supremacy" version, which comes with the Confederate battle flag instead.

I also understand that there are already plans in the works to release a friend for Trumpy Bear — "My Little Putin", the red horse that Trumpy Bear used for his ride into the White House.

-"BB"-