Apparently Randy Kaufmann is standing for some sort of college district board post but unfortunately was arrested for pleasuring himself in public within X feet of a pre-school. According to the cops when they opened the door of his car he said "I'm sorry, I fucked up."
You have to hand it to those cops (not literally but you know what I mean) - they dodged a bullet or something when they opened that door. Apparently this all went down on October 4th but we're only just now hearing about it.
And all along I thought it was Hillary who was a danger to those pre-school kids. You live and learn, don't you.
Arizona GOP candidate 'fucked up'
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ex-khobar Andy
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Vote For Randy Kaufman. A self made hands-on kind of guy who is passionate about the youth of today.
Re: Arizona GOP candidate 'fucked up'
I was just about to post this in the "you couldn't make this shit up" thread, but you beat me to it.In a Facebook post from May, Kaufman said he wanted “our children protected [from] the progressive left.”
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What the hell is a "college district board post"?
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maricop ... e_District
The district is governed by a governing board, president, chancellor, and provost. The Governing Board of the Maricopa County Community College District has seven members, five elected from geographical districts within the Maricopa County, and two elected at-large positions by the voters of the entire county. The Chancellor of the Maricopa Community Colleges is the CEO of the 10-college system. The presidents at each college and 4 vice chancellors report to the Chancellor, who serves at the pleasure of the Governing Board.
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Does this mean he'll never admit losing the erection?
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Maybe he'll claim special status as a member of a minority group to be known henceforth as 'solosexuals' (term ©2022 by Bicycle Bill; all rights reserved) and they won't be able to do a thing to him.
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?