Name your poison

[Scooter]

[Crackpot]

5 only option with only 2 adjacent assholes and one of them isn’t Trump.

[Crackpot]

Can’t imagine picking seat 3 Alex jones locating over your shoulder and the scents wafting from Trumps filled trousers and all the time the devil sitting next to you jus laffin’

[Scooter]

I was thinking that normally on a plane I have no contact with anyone in front of or behind me, but I take your point.

[BoSoxGal]

I’m sitting in 3 and I’m reclining like a motherfucker into Alex Jones’s space and kicking the fuck out of the Con’s seat in front and me and the devil are drinking all the nips we can get and laughing like fools as he crashes this plane full of human excrement.

I’ll be the sole survivor amongst the passengers because the devil loves me the way he loves hell and I’ve still got plenty of assholes to torment.

[Crackpot]

Alex Joneswas supposed to be bloviating but autocorrect.

[Burning Petard]

I picked #3. But If that assortment were reality, Think I would find a way to get off the plane and get another flight.

snailgate

[Jarlaxle]

2.

Though I don't know half the people.

[Crackpot]

Good choice. By the end of the flight he would disabuse you of your delusions

[Jarlaxle]

If the others were reversed, 10. I'd love to meet Thomas.

[ex-khobar Andy]

9. At least the possibility/probablity of a granny grope exists. And I can kick Matt Goetz in the ass when I feel like it. Is this a long flight? (Edited to add: OK after posting I saw this was an 8 hour flight. No, I'll pass thanks.)

[Joe Guy]

I'd choose seat # 1, then force my way into the cabin during the flight and take control of the plane to crash it into a mountain to save my country.

[MajGenl.Meade]

You guys choosing 3 are either way young or just plain crazy. I picked 10 because (a) its an aisle seat and (b) it's closest to the toilets. Granted, I'd be having two unbearable asses climbing to get over me to get to the can while I slept but you know, swings and roundabouts

Ya think the devil's gonna go easy on ya when ya need to empty the old bladder eh?

[Jarlaxle]

Good choice. By the end of the flight he would disabuse you of your delusions

That's nonsensical.

[Sue U]

No way I'm getting on that plane, that's a Twilight Zone episode about to take off.

[Jarlaxle]

OK, I'll finally ask: who the heck are some of these people?

1 looks like Nick Sandamann.
2 is Trump.
3 is obvious.
4 is it Alex Jones?
5 is JD Vance
6 is Ted Cruz and...?
7 is Hulk Hogan and Mitch McConnell
8 is Candace Owens and...?
9 is Taylor-Greene and...?
10 is Clarence Thomas and...?

[Crackpot]

Ben Shapiro Rick Scott Matt Gates Lauren Boebert (I really wouldn’t want to be between Greene and Boebert but I would love to watch that unfold) and Lindsay Graham

[Sue U]

OK, I'll finally ask: who the heck are some of these people?

1 looks like Nick Sandamann. It's Nick Fuentes.
2 is Trump.
3 is obvious.
4 is it Alex Jones? Yes.
5 is JD Vance
6 is Ted Cruz and...? Rick Scott.
7 is Hulk Hogan and Mitch McConnell
8 is Candace Owens and...? Matt Gaetz
9 is Taylor-Greene and...? Lauren Boebert
10 is Clarence Thomas and...? Lindsey Graham

[Burning Petard]

MAJ GEN'L, you need to catch up on modern conveniences for us old geezers. For an 8 hour flight, one secures (glue or tape, depending on brand) a heavy-duty condom on your liquid waste outlet. It has a tube attached. On the other end is a plastic bag taped to your leg. System is sometimes described as external catheter. Works great.

snailgate.

[Joe Guy]

MAJ GEN'L, you need to catch up on modern conveniences for us old geezers. For an 8 hour flight, one secures (glue or tape, depending on brand) a heavy-duty condom on your liquid waste outlet. It has a tube attached. On the other end is a plastic bag taped to your leg. System is sometimes described as external catheter. Works great.

Do you need a travel bag?