You really, really, REALLY couldn't make this shit up

[BoSoxGal]

He is SO FUCKING DUMB!

Or for the Swiss: Er ist so verflucht dumm!

[Burning Petard]

I heard parts of this speech on my car radio as I was running errands this morning. I was not surprised at the various individuals who said to him "Sir I want you to know. . . . " and also the '"not many people know. . . " because these phrases always introduce another unbelievably unbelievable falshood.

Just what does he think that audience was? He sounded like he was addressing one of those Lion's Club pre-election caucuses in Iowa and he could not find his speech notes he just winged it as he shuffled through the papers in front of him.

I am deeply embarrassed by what the audience thought of the American voter.

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[Joe Guy]

[Bicycle Bill]

I am deeply embarrassed by what the audience thought of the American voter.

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Personally, when you realize that rarely does more than 40% or so of the total electorate bother to vote at all, I can sort of guess what the audience — and by extension, the world — thinks of the American voter.   Frankly, WE OURSELVES should be embarrassed by the American voter.

-"BB"-

[Scooter]

This certainly explains a lot.

RFK Jr. admits to snorting 'cocaine off of toilet seats'

Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reflected on his decades in recovery from alcohol and substance abuse during a podcast appearance, admitting that he used to snort cocaine off toilet seats.

Kennedy made the admission and spoke about his recovery on Theo Von's podcast "This Past Weekend" that aired Feb. 12. Kennedy said he and the comedian podcaster met during morning recovery meetings before the COVID-19 outbreak and later formed a "pirate" group that continued meeting during the pandemic.

"I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats," Kennedy disclosed. "Like, if I don't, if I don't treat it, which means for me going to meetings every day. It's just bad for my life."

He says it as if its some sort of badge of honour. "I snorted coke off a toilet seat and didn't get chlamydia of the nose."

[Joe Guy]

[Big RR]

I wonder who told him cocaine was brown.

[Crackpot]

Explains the brain worm.

[Joe Guy]

It's nice to see that our Secretary of Treasury can relate to the average US citizen and wants to look after our Moms & Pops.....