Where Noem Man has Gone Before....

[Joe Guy]

Kristi Noem 'Devastated' by Report of Husband Bryon's 'Double Life' Dressing as a Woman

Just a week after her departure as the head of the Department of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem has reportedly been "blindsided" by a new report about her longtime husband, Bryon Noem.

A Daily Mail investigation published on Tuesday, March 31, reportedly uncovered online messages and photos of Bryon, 56, participating in online fetish forums. The photos, some of which include Bryon's face, show the former first gentleman of South Dakota dressed in pink hot pants and massive fake breasts apparently made of balloons.

He also reportedly paid at least $25,000 to chat with online fetish models in the "bimbofication scene," which fetishizes performers who turn themselves into real-life dolls by using silicone injections and surgical enhancements.

DM reported that the messages show Bryon praising the models and stating that he loves "huge, huge ridiculous boobs." (you mean like Kristi?) He also reportedly alluded to his marriage to the high-ranking government official.

In a statement shared with the New York Post on Tuesday, a representative for Kristi said, “Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time."

Kristi and Bryon married in 1992 and share three grown children: daughters Kassidy and Kennedy and son Booker. They are also grandparents to Kassidy and Kennedy's children.

PEOPLE has reached out to Bryon and the State Department, which oversees Kristi's new role as a special envoy to the Shield of the Americas, for comment.

Bryon came to Washington, D.C., to support Kristi during her combative congressional hearings earlier this month, which some insiders say motivated President Donald Trump's decision to oust her as the DHS leader.

She faced questions about her department's recent immigration enforcement activities, including the fatal shootings of Renée Good and Alex Pretti in Minnesota, as well as her creation of a $220 million, taxpayer-funded ad campaign that encouraged undocumented immigrants to self-deport.

Kristi was also asked about her alleged relationship with adviser Corey Lewandowski, with whom she is rumored to be having an affair. The pair has vehemently denied the rumors, especially after a recent report from The Wall Street Journal, which alleged that Lewandowski had a U.S. Coast Guard pilot fired after Noem's blanket was left on a plane.

With Bryon sat (seated?) just a few rows behind her, Kristi was asked by Rep. Sydney Kamlager-Dove (D-Calif.) if she "had sexual relations with Corey Lewandowski." She fired back, "I am shocked we're going down and peddling tabloid garbage in this committee."

She went on to downplay Lewandowski's influence on DHS, insisting he did not have any authority to make official decisions.

"He is a special government employee who works for the White House," Noem said of the role, a designation that limits how many days someone can work for the federal government each year. "There are thousands of them in the federal government."

Reports about a possible romance between the two, who are both married to other people, have circulated for years, dating back to Noem’s time as governor of South Dakota.

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[BoSoxGal]

If she really didn’t know, it could not have happened to a bigger more deserving bitchc*nt.

[Scooter]

bimbofication scene

Wouldn't it have just been simpler to imitate his wife? I would have thought her to be bimbo enough for anyone.

[BoSoxGal]

The leaker:

[liberty]

Well, everyone needs a hobby. And why should anyone care? And if it is such a bad thing, what should be the penalty for cross‑dressing? Women have been doing it for a long time, ever since the ’50s I believe, maybe longer. In Iran it can even lead to punishments such as lashes, sometimes reported as high as around seventy. It is not exactly a place where cross‑dressing is common for obvious reasons.

[Joe Guy]

Well, everyone needs a hobby. And why should anyone care? And if it is such a bad thing, what should be the penalty for cross‑dressing? Women have been doing it for a long time, ever since the ’50s I believe.....

It's more than cross-dressing but I'm sure Kristi would be very comforted if she were to hear your words. Maybe she shouldn't talk about being blindsided by this, and instead brag about her husband's exciting fetish hobby.

[BoSoxGal]

I’m seeing reports that the person who leaked the information about Mr. Noem’s activities to the press was an immigrant sex worker who he interacted with online. This worker was apparently angry about Noem’s treatment of immigrants via her policies at DHS/ICE.

[Sue U]

"bimbofication scene,"

I did not need to know about this.

[ex-khobar Andy]

I go to the Daily Mail site because I want to see what those clowns are worked up about today. Usually it is (gasp!) an actor who was pulchritudinous back in the 1960s but who no longer is. I have no idea - nor has the DM - how this happens.

I really was unprepared for the fake tits apparently favored by Mr Noem. I've never seen them at my local Target or JC Penny's and trust me, the last thing I am going to do is type 'fake tits' into the Amazon search bar. Because I know that someone (Apple? Mr Google? Jeff B? Larry next door?) is watching my every move on line. I'd never live it down.

[MajGenl.Meade]

Here you go, Shy Andy:

[Sue U]

Look, people should be able to do whatever they want as long as it's not hurting anyone else, but Tim Walz was right on target when he said these people are weird.

(Of course I am referring to that hat.)

[ex-khobar Andy]

NYT has a piece saying that locals in Castlewood SD, where they live and he is a local insurance agent, "the prevailing sense was that people can’t help but feel bad for Bryon Noem after a tabloid photo leak." He seems to be generally well liked.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/us/p ... -mail.html

A reminder of quaint, old-fashioned, times: “I felt horrible for her husband being there,” said Nancy Turbak, a former Democratic state senator who runs a law office out of an old post office building in Watertown. . . . “He never asked for the public life in the first place, and I know him to be a kind and decent man. I wish he were not going through this.”

Thank you for that, Meade. I feel so much better informed now.

[BoSoxGal]

I also feel badly for him, but he did choose to stay with her. According to the messages with sex workers, he’s known he was a cuckold for some time now, and he’s certainly well aware of her hateful rhetoric about immigrants and also the queer community. His persistence in the marriage and his choice to sit behind her in support during congressional hearings is a tacit endorsement of all of that ugly behavior and rhetoric. Bull - horns, or something of the sort.