Stimulus working? Economy recovering?

[kristina]

Wonderful news, CP!!

[Sue U]

Congratulations, Crack. Was it the pants, or the naked pix of the missus?

[The Hen]

Congrats CP. This couldn't have come at a better time.

There is nothing more soul-destroying than not being employed when you become a parent. That was Hatch's dad. Mind you, he was employed the day after the hatch was born so all went well from then on.

[Crackpot]

Well the guy was supposed to email me info which hasn't arrived yet so by tomorrow afternoon I'm going to have to try and track him down.

[Crackpot]

He called this morning. He resent the email (got lost somewhere). What I want to know is why do they have such a hard time scheduling a meeting? I'm unemployed name a free date and time you have and I'll be there I don't have a schedule to keep pick an opening on your calendar and I'll be there.

What's so hard?

[Crackpot]

(And the best part is that you'll have an excuse to be out of the house while the missus is going through her last month of pregnancy.... )

Shot that one across the wife last night. With Expected results I guess

[Lord Jim]

I'm a little confused CP....

Since they've already given you a hire date, what's the meeting for? Are there somethings they want you to be doing before you start?

ETA:
BTW, you may want to stop by the CSB and give Steve the bad news....

You know how distraught it always makes him whenever anything good happens to anyone....

But on the other hand, he'll probably read it here anyway.

[Crackpot]

It's a contract position So I have to get everything straightened out with the contract house. (not to mention a drug test)

[Lord Jim]

(not to mention a drug test)

Well, if you can just manage to lay off the meth for three days, you should be fine.....

[Crackpot]

We usually get the follicle test in my industry.

The good news being post test I can finally partake in the coca candy I brought back from Peru.

apparently my webcam doesn't mirror correct.

[loCAtek]

What I want to know is why do they have such a hard time scheduling a meeting?

The Japanese are sticklers for protocol, it's courteous to ask and ask and ask...

Of course, after you start working for them; they'll own you and you'll be expected to know, without being asked. You're a salaryman, now!

[Crackpot]

I haven't run into a single Japanese person there yet.

[Lord Jim]

I haven't run into a single Japanese person there yet.

So you're not expecting to begin each work day with calisthenics?

[Crackpot]

Nope

[Crackpot]

Papers all filled out. Urine sample given. Everything is set.

[Lord Jim]

Papers all filled out.

Good...

Everything is set.

Very good....

Urine sample given.

Too much information....

[Crackpot]

What you not have to take the obligatory drug test in your line of work?

[Lord Jim]

What you not have to take the obligatory drug test in your line of work?

No CP, I have the good fortune to work for the most intelligent, reasonable and fair minded person it has ever been my privilege to know........

You wouldn't believe the kind of slack this guy cuts me...

No doubt about it; he should be named Boss Of The Year....

[loCAtek]

How's the commute? More importantly, how this affect your post time?

[Crackpot]

The commute I more or less have done most of my working career. Post time? who the hell knows.