Excuse me, I need to activate the portal...

[Jarlaxle]

...and return to my own dimension.

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Ruin someone's life and livelyhood over this...nice.

[oldr_n_wsr]

Because this neighborhood borders the harbor, anything in the storm drain goes directly into the sea.

Ok, lets look at this. It's a storm drain so anything on the road goes into the drain and directly into the ocean.

Anything but clear water that goes into the ocean violates the law

Seems to me if they are going to bust a guy for few oz's (probably less) of diluted paint labeled NON-TOXIC, they should be checking every single car/vehicle for any kind of oil/tranny/coolant leak. Those leaks will also enter the storm drain and ocean and are much more toxic for any kind of life.

[Jarlaxle]

Hell...even dumped the dregs of COFFEE on the ground? I sure have. Does that make me a criminal now?

[Gob]

In the UK they'd be kicking your door down right now, after reading your confession, if you'd done it there.