I’m watching CNN and they have video in the split screen of the lead-up to Trump’s Rushmore fiasco and they’re talking about all the SS officers stuck in Phoenix with covid19 after Pence’s visit and the military band comes marching in - under orders to perform of course - and I can’t stop thinking how fantastic it would be if during the fireworks some merciful patriotic American blew the piece of shit’s head to smithereens with a perfectly placed sniper shot.
Hey, a girl can dream.
I was thinking maybe he will demand to be allowed to set off some of the fireworks.
"Yes, sir, Mr. President; just light this fuse and step back... "
And then we have a tube shot — that's where the booster charge isn't strong enough to propel the main firework out of the mortar tube or it fails to clear for some other reason and the main load then detonates while still inside the tube, causing severe damage to anyone who isn't smart enough to recognize the danger and get the hell out of the way.
There's a reason our local crew of pyrotechnicians have shirts like this one:
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
President Trump on Thursday bragged about how he ‘aced’ a ‘cognitive test’ that was administered ‘very recently’ and that doctors at Walter Reed Medical Center were ‘very surprised’ that he passed.
Maybe Trump could light some of his farts on fire.
With his diet, I'm sure he's chock full of methane.
Hydrogen. Cows produce methane we produce hydrogen. But it's clean, no CO2!
yrs,
rubato
Actually Mr. Chemistry:
A typical fart is composed of about 59 percent nitrogen, 21 percent hydrogen, 9 percent carbon dioxide, 7 percent methane and 4 percent oxygen. Only about one percent of a fart contains hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans, which contain sulfur, and the sulfur is what makes farts stink.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan