trump is serious!!!!!

[BoSoxGal]

Thank Cheeto-Christ for Randy Rainbow - one of the few good things to come out of his tarnished reign.

[Bicycle Bill]

Randy Rainbow has the potential to be this generation's Mark Russell.

-"BB"-

[Scooter]

[Bicycle Bill]

...which means they missed the next line about "we don't need no thought control," too.

We don't need Trump in the White House
With Repugnicans in control
The darkest hours of our country
You're nothing but a con-man troll

Hey!  Con Man!  Make Russia your home!
All in all you're just an ugly racist asshole
All in all you're just another prick with no wall

-"BB"-

[Scooter]

[Scooter]

[Scooter]

[Lord Jim]

[Scooter]

[Scooter]

[RayThom]

[Scooter]

[BoSoxGal]

[Bicycle Bill]

Interesting, isn't it, that when someone else (like Melania) stands beside him under the same lighting they look normal?\
And that doesn't account for the orange tint under natural sunlight, either.

-"BB"-

[Scooter]

[Bicycle Bill]

THE TRUTH ABOUT TRUMP

Donald Trump, grandson of Friedrich Drumpf, is a serial liar, malignant narcissist, and a physical coward.  Trump is a phony name intended to indicate English heritage.  Grandpa Friedrich Drumpf was from Kallstadt in the Kingdom of Bavaria (now a part of Germany).  He emigrated from Kallstadt to the USA at age 16; however, as he had not yet served the mandatory military duty of two years in the Kingdom of Bavaria, this emigration was illegal under Bavarian law.  Settling first in New York City in 1885, he later moved to the newly-admitted state of Washington in the Pacific Northwest (and subsequently, with the onset of the Klondike Gold Rush, to Alaska), becoming involved in several dodgy land deals and less-than-upstanding businesses and thus laying the foundation upon which an entire family of cowards and grifters would rise.

Friedrich attempted to return to his homeland around the age 32, but was expelled by royal decree due to having emigrated to evade military service and failing to register his departure with the authorities (draft-dodging, to use a more modern phrase), despite his best efforts and legal attempts to be permitted to remain.  And just as Friedrich Drumpf evaded military service in his native Bavaria, NO OTHER TRUMP, PAST OR PRESENT, HAS ENLISTED, BEEN DRAFTED, OR OTHERWISE SERVED IN THE ARMED FORCES OF THE USA over the past one hundred and thirty-plus years.  This is an entire family of cowards, con-men, and connivers.

And what about Donald himself? Here we have...

• the “billionaire” who hides his tax returns.
  the “genius” who hides his college grades.
  the “businessman” who bankrupted three casinos and lost over $1B in 10 years.
  the “playboy” who pays for sex.
  the “Christian” who doesn’t go to church, and can’t recite a single bible verse.
  the “philanthropist” who defrauds charity.
  the “patriot” who dodged the draft.
  the “innocent man” who refuses to testify.

And while I'm at it, his speeches and utterances positively boggle the mind.  Aside from his penchant for made-up words (remember 'winning bigly' and 'covfefe'?), he talks at about a 4th-grade level and seems incapable of formulating a complete and coherent sentence, choosing instead to speak (and tweet) in sentence fragments and sound bites.  For your convenience, here is a listing of some of his more common phrases and their actual meanings

TRUMPISH-ENGLISH TRANSLATOR

"Many people have told me" = The voices in my head and fictional people have complimented me
"A lot of people don't know" = I just learned something most people already knew
"In fact" = I'm about to lie
"Believe me" = This phrase has two meanings — 1) I'm lying, or 2) I lied before and now I'm telling an even bigger lie
"He's a great guy" = I will deny ever knowing this person after they begin to tell the truth about me
"MAGA" = Making my pockets fatter off the American tax payers
"Nobody knew" = Everyone knew except me
"Huge" = moderate to below average in size
"Loser" = someone who makes me feel inferior due to their talent or accomplishments
"Policy Briefing" = Turning on Fox News
"Liar" = Someone telling the truth about me
"Fake News" = Real news

Comrade Trump, along with Moscow Mitch and Leningrad Lindsey — the trio of Putin puppets — are clearly cancers on the American body politic, and it is long past time for them to be removed in much the same way a cancerous tumor is removed from a human body.

-"BB"-

[MajGenl.Meade]

[ex-khobar Andy]

But Trump and Leningrad Lindsey appear to have fallen out.

Trump Hits Back After Ally Denounces ‘Weakness’ With Iran


BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. — President Trump engaged in a long-distance debate over Iran with one of his closest allies on Tuesday as Republicans sought to influence the administration’s response to the attacks on oil facilities in Saudi Arabia over the weekend.

Mr. Trump, who was in California for campaign fund-raising events, lashed out on Twitter at that ally, Senator Lindsey Graham, Republican of South Carolina, for calling the president’s approach to Iran too weak. But Mr. Trump declined to be drawn into repeating his more combative threats against Tehran while awaiting a definitive intelligence assessment about responsibility for the attack.

[ex-khobar Andy]

Lindsey Graham with Geert Wilders, a Dutch right wing politician with anti-Islam and anti-immigrant views at a European security conference in Italy.

Graham is the insipid looking little guy on the left. Wilders is the tall handsome guy on the right. They seem to be having fun.

[Big RR]

Wilders' head looks exceptionally big; more like a Macys thanksgiving parade balloon.