Plan B Forum

From Andy Borowitz:

OMAHA (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump told supporters who were stranded in freezing temperatures when campaign buses failed to materialize on Tuesday night that the buses were “rounding the turn.”

“The buses will be there very soon,” Trump said. “We are moving very powerfully on buses.”

“One minute, there are no buses, and then, suddenly, like magic, there are buses,” he said. “It’ll be a miracle.”

Trump blasted the media for criticizing the absence of buses instead of emphasizing the “fantastic job I’ve done on buses.”

“The other day, a very smart and respected man called me, and said, ‘Sir, you have the most amazing buses,’ ” Trump said. “But CNN doesn’t report that, because they are horrible people.”

On Wednesday morning, the Trump campaign Web site added to the list of the President’s first-term accomplishments: “Buses.”

Okay, that's pretty funny.

You always find brilliant stuff, Econo!

The view from a shit-hole country:

"We call on Mr Trump to embrace the democratic process, support the transition, and begin contributing to the healing of a deeply fractured society. As Nelson Mandela often used to say, a good leader knows when to step down. And how to do so appropriately. It’s not too late for Trump to embrace dignity, for himself and for others."
- Nelson Mandela Foundation

https://ewn.co.za/2020/11/08/now-begins ... -elections

Love the Venn Diagram, Scooter. Perfect. Trump stands alone.

MajGenl.Meade wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 09, 2020 5:11 am

"... It’s not too late for Trump to embrace dignity, for himself and for others."
- Nelson Mandela Foundation

Apparently, the Nelson Mandela Foundation has not met Donald Trump.

Yeah well they made that "good leader" error as well...... that he ain't

Nicked!!